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ALRIGHT, I WON'T BE LONG. UM... HMM WAIT. DID I JUST GET TRICKED INTO GIVING A SPEECH TO MYSELF IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE??? FUCK. OK, NEVER MIND THEN. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS START EMULATING STRIDER'S INSUFFERABLE RAMBLING SOLILOQUYS. WHO DOES HE EVEN THINK HE'S TALKING TO?? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE YELLED FROM THE OTHER ROOM, "DUDE, ARE YOU TALKING TO US? WE CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!" OH MY GOD, I'M DOING IT NOW, AREN'T I. FUCK! THANK GOD HE'S NOT HERE TO HEAR ME SAY THIS. I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. I WONDER HOW HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW, FIGHTING... WAIT, WHO WAS HE FIGHTING? ONE OF THE LIKE 50 FUCKING JACKS? I FORGET ALREADY. WHEN I TRIPPED AND FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR, I MUST HAVE HIT MY THINK PAN HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. WOW, "FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR" IS ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD DAVE DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY. JESUS CHRIST! UH ANYWAY WHOEVER IT IS HE'S FIGHTING NOW...
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