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wait a minute you arent some rando karkat ghost youre alive but dreamin or somefin UH, YEAH. I AM ALIVE, AS FAR AS I KNOW. yeah you are i can tell these things whos alive who aint youre a genuine article shouty mcnubs hey!!! HI YOU'RE... WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? THE PUNKY TEEN VERSION OF THE CONDESCE, RIGHT AREN'T YOU LIKE, A BAD GUY? OR DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING ANTI-HERO THING GOING ON. no you fool im a good guy im leadin this whole ghost army and everything we gonna kill lord english OH, IS *THAT* WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH ALL THESE GHOSTS. WOW, THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMBITIOUS. yeam man hey we TALK-ED aboat this dont you remember WE DID? yeah i told you this whole plan once that i was gonna raise an army and kill a big dude i got kinda side tracked from that whole thing for a while girl trubs, smh im sure you know how it is NOT REALLY. anyway i finally did it i raised the army with a lil help from some fronds and now here it is and if i recall i told you all this and you said you wanted to run away and join my army but you never did >38( HUH. SORRY, NONE OF THIS IS RINGING A PEAL SCREAMER. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ME YOU WERE TALKING TO? MAYBE IT WAS THE RED SWEATER GUY. fuck no it wasnt him im sure it was you! or maybe some version of you i dunno anyway it dont matter and youre here now so whattaya say you wanna join the fight 38D I... MAYBE? I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS TALKING TO KANAYA, AND THEN... SHIT, I'M DRAWING A BLANK. I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING READY FOR BATTLE. YEAH... DAMN. I NEED TO WAKE UP AND HELP MY FRIENDS! DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN WAKE UP? no idea dude FUCK. but as long as youre here and like a quasi impervious dream ghost form you could lend a flipper to yours truly this is where the most important action is anyway its the one for all the roundcircles gonna take down english for good even tho hes supposedly "invincible" got a good feelin about this one though feel like we gonna make it STICK this time
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