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Your former subordinates, CLUBS DEUCE, DIAMONDS DROOG, and HEARTS BOXCARS, are all dead. Your current subordinates, ITCHY , DOZE , TRACE , CLOVER , FIN , DIE , CROWBAR , STITCH , SAWBUCK , MATCHSTICKS , EGGS , BISCUITS , QUARTERS , CANS , MS. PAINT, and a CENTAUR BUTLER, are all being stored in the magic oven you are currently carrying. They are mostly a bunch of idiots, and you aren't particularly fond of them. Except that MS. PAINT dame, you suppose. She's a real looker. You have rocketed to this session from the FURTHEST RING, using the ROCKET ASS, which you apparently have. Your objective is to locate and murder LORD ENGLISH , to once and for all complete your quest for revenge.
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