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hes meditating what? meditating?? Yes Inside A Pretty And Spiritual Cave echidna really blitzed his chakras apparently what the fuck is a chakra. shrug some soul junk that gets blitzed in the presence of a snake goddess?? um. this doesn't sound like something karkat would do. are you sure this isn't some sort of bullshit? Its Definitely True And Not Bullshit Lets Change The Topic Agreed. I think I speak for all of us when I say we've indulged in entirely enough bullshit already. Let's get on with this. John, you're our leader. And if you try to deny that one more time, so help me god, I will acrobatically pirouette so hard off this lilypad, I'll perform a supersonic swan dive through Skaia and impregnate the battlefield with my own incredulous torso. Now please tell us what to do. wow, ok! i won't say i'm not your leader anymore, jeez. i think it's about time to get going! by my estimation, all the bad guys should be getting here any minute. so we should go find the condesce and ambush her. she's supposed to be on derse, right? yup alright, then let's go. i think we are as ready as we are going to get. we all have weapons, cool powers, a plan of attack, and most importantly of all, each other. never forget, team work is our secret weapon here. probably the most powerful weapon we have! second ONLY, perhaps, to the power of friendship itself. remember that, guys. as long as we have team work, friendship, and cool powers on our side, we can't lose. you are my best friends ever... rose and roxy, and kanaya and terezi, and dave and jade and karkat, and also jane and dirk and jake, and... John. hold on, rose, i'm almost done... and callie, and tavros, and cat rose, and um, the sweaty guy, uh, PROBABLY not the clown in the fridge though... oh, yeah, and even probably vriska. oh, and the mayor! he's great too. did i miss anybody? i think that's it. anyway, i believe in you all, and i know we can do this together. now let's go kick some ass! mmm thas good shit very leadery :) ... how was that, rose? I don't know what I expected. huh? wait, did i say something dumb? No, it was fine. Roxy's right. It was very leadery. Very... "John". I'm just wondering now, if you're really going to embrace this business of leadership, Maybe you'd consider hiring a speech writer? a speech writer?? i dunno, rose. i think i'd be pretty bad at memorizing speeches. especially ones YOU wrote. :p Touché.
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