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i wonder if he had like friends It sounds like he knew a lot of people, at least later in life. sure i mean im sure he knew rose at some point because obviously they teamed up but as fairly old people? it sounds as though they only knew each other as a result of their notability This seems likely. i mean more like the friends i grew up with he couldnt have grown up with john or jade as friends because they were already old by the time he got there this cool 80s kid fantasy was probably just a lot lonelier than ive been picturing in my sweet daydreams i didnt even have the MAYOR god what a nightmare now that i think about it i wonder if all he cared about was making ludicrous shit and fighting evil pastry moguls do you know if he had any other interests Like what? i dont know did you ever read any urban legends about..... paleontology Paleontology? yes the scientific study of dead shit Not that I recall. hmm i guess he probably didnt do anything with that what a shame maybe he never even got the idea since he had completely different experiences but if i were suddenly dropped back in the 20th century id probably look into it at some point i dunno how though i think it would be mainly like some sort of theraputic interest something relaxing to think about instead of a bunch of ironic and stupidly ambitious objectives Yeah, like the porn bots. yeah exactly Maybe some day, when we're both old men, you can live a quiet life tending to your fossils, and I will do the same with my dear collection of simple-minded chat robots fixated on puppet ass. sounds like the fucking life to me What was the lightning round question this stemmed from again? I forget. dunno maybe were tapering off with the lightning round stuff anyway and its just naturally deteriorating into regular dudechat Maybe. You sure you don't have anything else before we say it's officially deteriorated? k heres a curveball what the fuck are you wearing My prince gear. You know. Leggings, slippers, the poofy asshole pants, a hood with some sort of cloth tiara deal embedded in it. Basic stuff for princes, apparently. huh gotta say some of these god tier ensembles really are... something I thought I hated it at first. But over the couple hours I spent flying back, with time to think about all sorts of stuff... It kinda grew on me. The asshole pants are pretty damn comfortable, so I dunno if I even care how stupid they look. And I *am* kind of an asshole, after all. So who am I to complain. i thought the same thing about my cape outfit at first felt like some bozo from the renaissance festival like maybe i should get on a horse and sing a shitty ballad but then it grew on me pretty quickly hardly ever took it off in three years youre right its comfortable and theyre fuckin magic pajamas or whatever and they start to feel like part of who you are after long enough i mean they are supposed to last you forever right kinda by definition since they come along with immortality maybe part of their magical nature includes this insidious quality where they grow on you or not i dunno maybe this is bullshit and ill just wear some normal person clothes when this is all over what about you are you gonna wear god duds forever Nah. I'm sure I'll wear regular stuff again at some point. If a shirt with a hat on it can be deemed regular. im cool with deeming it as such yeah maybe youre right and we should all stop dressing like tools from an infinite magic slumber party for floundering teens and just look like standard floundering teens some of the getups are pretty out there jakes tho... uh damn?? I... Yeah. That page costume. I'd have commented on it, except that would've been casting a stone through a particularly fragile glass wardrobe. So... I just flew away. yeah there was uh some palpable awkwardness there Hm. sorry im still tryin to like wrap my head around ... What? uh dammit ok i guess i might have to break one of our lightning round rules only a little tho i hope About what? The personal stuff? yeah That's fine. ok maybe im not even asking you anything maybe this is just a starting point to ramble to myself on a certain topic i think... there is a SLIGHT chance... i may be the biggest idiot in the world ? when it comes to understanding some things about my bro some pieces i never really put together about him until maybe literally right now which i think makes me an objective dumbass What does this have to do with me and Jake? idk nothin maybe i dont wanna ask you anything about jake maybe ill just keep abiding by the code of basic dude manners on that if i bother skirtin the line of this rule maybe id rather ask you other stuff instead Like what? like um say one of your best friends is a knucklehead you havent seen in three years and unless you use ultra direct and explicit language he just wont put two and two together himself and also say ANOTHER best friend is a girl you feel like you had kind of a special relationship with but you ALSO hadnt seen in three y…
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