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JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, enough of that horseshit. Back to our date!!! JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is, if you are ok with calling it a date! Are you ok with this being a date? I mean like a romantic one?? :33 < i... y- :33 < yes? :33 < i mean, sure! :33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yay!!!!! :33 < but i still dont... actually know you that well? :33 < at least not the rose part of you. :33 < but i suppose maybe that is the point of a date... to get to know the other person a bit better? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes! Yes Nepeta, exactly! That is exactly the point of a date! :3 :33 < h33h33, okay then! :33 < uh hmmmm so what do we talk about? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anything you would like, beautiful. ;3 :33 < ... :33 < j33z :33 < rose :33 < i mean :33 < rose cat... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jasprose! :33 < jasprose i... :33 < h33h33h33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: What is it? :33 < youre making me blush! :33 < my head probably looks like a big old olive here JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's quite a lovely color. :3:3:3 :33 < i dont... :33 < ahhhh! :33 < X33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is something wrong? :33 < no i just :33 < sorry :33 < ive never really had anybody like me before! :33 < im not sure how to handle it JASPROSESPRITE^2: I find this very hard to believe. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nobody? Are you sure?? :33 < pretty sure! JASPROSESPRITE^2: What a reprehensible injustice. Had your colleagues no taste??? :33 < heh :33 < well ok i guess eridan hit on me a few times :33 < but his advances always struck me as cr33py and insincere JASPROSESPRITE^2: A pox on the name of this charlatan. I hiss on his grave. :33 < hes dead? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes. :33 < gosh :33 < i mean... he could be kind of a jerk sometimes but that is still a shame :(( JASPROSESPRITE^2: No it isn't. It's fine. Please! Continue! :33 < huh? JASPROSESPRITE^2: You were saying? About being liked! :33 < oh right :33 < um i am just :33 < still somewhat confused? :33 < im not sure why you like me :33 < not that im not flattered! :33 < but you dont really know much about me :33 < or... :33 < do you? JASPROSESPRITE^2: No, not really. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I just know that you are very pretty, and from my limited interaction with you as a cat, that you are personable and kind. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don't need to know much else about you to like you. I am a catgirl of simple tastes. :3 :33 < haha :33 < ok :33 < i guess i cant argue with that! :33 < for what its worth you s33m very nice and pretty as well JASPROSESPRITE^2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JASPROSESPRITE^2: (Jake, did you hear that?!) JASPROSESPRITE^2: (She likes me too! This is almost too good to be true.) I think you should both kiss! JASPROSESPRITE^2: JAKE!!! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Please, mind your manners. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not that that isn't an EXCELLENT idea. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But all things in due time. There is a PROCESS to this courtship business. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Much how one doesn't just LIE DOWN for a nap. The bedding must be ritualistically kneaded and massaged before lowering oneself in a circular fashion for a prime snoozing position. :33 < :oo :33 < oh my goodness what a beautsnifful analogy :'33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, she has only been prototyped once. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I believe unprototyped or once-prototyped kernels can weather brief or incidental contact, the same way you can investigate the flame of a candle without burning your nose as long as you are quick enough. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the sort of contact we are talking about here would be ANYTHING but incidental. ;3 ;3 ;3 :33 < omg :33 < you are making me blush again with all this kissing talk! :33 < how can you be so forward about those things? :33 < i have never met anyone who was so brazen and confident about liking somebody :33 < how do you do it??? JASPROSESPRITE^2: There isn't much too it. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I used to be quite guarded about my feelings as a girl. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But cats do not have complicated thoughts about what should be expressed and when. JASPROSESPRITE^2: What to convey about your current state of mind is everything. When to do it is now. :33 < dont get me wrong jasprose i have a great affinity for all things feline in nature :33 < but its never b33n that simple for me! :33 < i get so shy and worried what people might think of me if i say how i f33l :33 < im always so scared that they wont f33l the same way or just think im stupid or pathetic or something JASPROSESPRITE^2: Was there someone you had feelings for you couldn't talk to about? :33 < ummmm :33 < yeah JASPROSESPRITE^2: Who? :33 < ummmmmmmm :33 < i dunno im embarrassed to say! JASPROSESPRITE^2: You can tell me Nepeta! Please tell me your secret will be safe, I promise! :33 < well :33 < ok :33 < as long as you can really k33p a sneakret! JASPROSESPRITE^2: My muzzle is sealed. :33 < it was karkat :33 < but i never told him and im pretty sure he never found out how i felt! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Karkat eh? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll let you in on a little sneakret too. You dodged a vigorous spritzing with a spray bot…
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