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listen up buoys and gulls i aint much for inspirational sbeaches but here goes one anemoneway so whatever and listen the fuck up your friendly sandle packing pooplord just flipped the keys to this bitch over to me so as all yalls former heiress and current empress i hereby officially decree im the boss now you gotta do what i say follow my orders to the letter not just cause all our ghosts are at stake and existence itself depends on it but because im tha bomb and all the shit i say is cool and right mosta you got some good fightin skill or some powers or some shit god tier ghosts im lookin at you i dunno what you can all do in them peejays but whatever it is you better fuckin bring it the rest of you without powers or even like modest combat ability? just iunno throw your damn torso at the guy fa real every individual flailing and screaming body is gonna count for somefin in this god damn mess sea we got a weapon a nasty one some legend says dont ask me to quote the legend cause i dont read up on no damn legends people just tell me this shit alright? but the idea is you all set him up then we knock him down i trust that i dont gotta say who we up against here you know the guy the hulk ass pimp devil whos been shredding all our black space poppin up our bubbles murderin innocent space octopi double killing our ghosts which to be fair there were way too many of in the first place but lets not dwell much on that dumb fact its lord muscle guy a huge like professional wrestler with suspenders and the head of a skeleton the fuckin time boss who wiped out troll kind one way or anotter i think hes after his sis but shes on record as not mattering so who cares he will never stop til he finds her so we have to stop him to save space and reality and an infinity trillion cosmic frogs or some absurd stuff long those lines but we have to stop him most importantly because its just a badass thing to do and i PROMIS-E you as your supreme ruler for afterlife that this will be a baller use of our time and beats the shit out of being bored and doing nothing forever so i ask of you as humbly as i can while taking into consideration im the best one here by proximately 20K leagues or so whos with me? the answer is all of you you all are because i command it but it school i know you can do it because i believe in every last one a you and also you have to because if you dont ill feed you to lord kingfish myshellf
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