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Ok, now that we have a ghost army assem8led, the weapon in hand, and settled on the determin8tion that the lost cheru8 pro8a8ly doesn't matter at all... I think it's time to make a plan. hold up somefin dont feel right aboat this What? this army who the flips in charge of this jam In charge? Uh... please dont tell me its the dancin weenie poopboy I don't think he's technically "in charge"? He just "motiv8ted" them all to join the fight through the power of "friendship". yES EXACTLY, }:) yea but an armys gotta follow orders otherwise it aint an army its a bunch of assholes who all happen to be standing in roughly the same vicinity I see your point. What are you suggesting? i should rule the army Rule?? Don't you mean like, 8e the general of it? I think that's usually how it works. shell no glubberfucker i should rule these sons a fishes its in my blood also i fuckin wanna and i probubbly wont take no for a clamswer Hey, that sounds fine to me. A little discipline applied to this swarm of dead idiots isn't going to dou8le-kill them. I'm just not sure how feasi8le it is? Tavros is the one who rounded them all up, so I assume they're all currently listening to him when it comes to the marching orders. i sea how it is hey you swabby yES? i hereby challenge you for the leadership of this army!!!!!! wHAT, get yer fuckin dukes up pupa pansy >38D wHOA, nO, oH NO, lET'S NOT, dO THAT? yeah lets! itll be fin fIN? FUN YOU ASS now hit me ya seaweed suckin sandal stuffer bUT, i THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, tHAT YOU LEAD THE ARMY! i DON'T, eVEN? cONTEST THAT AT ALL? aw man 38( whys everyone alwaves gotta do shit the boring way i'LL JUST LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU'RE THE NEW LEADER, oKAY? aight hows this ill buy em off you uHHH, just name your price i got a LOT of gold you know do i look fuckin poor to you??? tell me i look poor i GLUBBING DAR-E YOU nO, i BELIEVE YOU! i THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY VERY WEALTHY? then tell me how much gold i need to unload to make this shit happen bUT, i DON'T WANT GOLD! fIRSTLY, i REALLY DOUBT IT EVEN HAS MUCH INTRINSIC VALUE, iN THIS CONTEXT, bECAUSE WE AREN'T EVEN,,, oN A PLANET, wHEREBY SUCH ORES ARE SCARCE, wE ARE JUST IN AN ABSTRACT FIELD, oF FLEETING ILLUSIONS, aND, tHERE'S SURELY NO MARKET OF EXCHANGE ANYWHERE HERE, tHAT WOULD HELP DICTATE THE FLUCTUATING PRICE, oF SUCH A COMMODITY, oR EVEN ANY MONETARY BASIS OF COMPARISON FOR THAT PRICE, iF IT ACTUALLY EXISTED, W)(Y T)(-E S)(IT IS -EV-ERYBODY A FUCKIN -ECONOMIST ALL OF A S)(ITTING SUDD-EN *grumble grumble* pedantic motherfucks dont know gold = riches, P-ERIOD iT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN ARGUMENT, aBOUT GOLD OR ECONOMIES, oR ANYTHING ELSE! i SAID IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU LEAD US! i LIKE THE IDEA!! alright alright FIN-E go ahead an B-E nice about it what do i care 38T i FULLY RECOGNIZE, tHROUGH THE CUSTOMARY TRADITIONS OF NORMAL CULTURE, tHAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MOST FIT TO RULE, aND WHILE i MAY EXCEL AT FRIENDSHIP TEMPORARILY, i DON'T HAVE THE LEADERSHIP THINGS OF BEING HARSH AND BOSSY, bUT THOSE ARE LEADERSHIP THINGS YOU HAVE, pROBABLY, bECAUSE OF YOUR BLOOD? sO STARTING NOW, i COMPLETELY DEFER AND PROSTRATE TO,,,,,, mY NEW EMPRESS! };D
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