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so, is... is that it? is that the end of this cool strategy jam, slash fun reunion? That's it!!!!!!!! That's the whole situ8tion, my whole plan, and everything you need to do. Good luck everyone! *HUM4N "GOLF" CL4P* Thanks, Pyrope! ALRIGHT, SO WHAT NOW? KANAYA, I GUESS WE HEAD TO, WHAT WAS IT? LOJADE? LIKE RIGHT NOW? SINCE I GUESS THE CLOCK IS TICKING. Lofaf And Yes right. and we're supposed to go after the condensce really soon, too. right? Condesce. And yes. but not like... RIGHT away? there are still a couple hours for us to prepare. which we should use! to come up with a fighting strategy. yeah!!! i wish jade and nanna could be awake for this. i really want to talk to them, and let them in on all the cool stuff we're about to do. i guess they have to stay asleep for a while, though. oh well. hey, jake! Huh? want to come make plans with us? we can help you figure out how to deal with robot jack, and whatever hooligans he is bringing! Oh! Yes. Thanks john. May... maybe. ok! H3Y D4V3 W3 SHOULD PROB4BLY WORK OUT 4 F1GHT1NG STR4T3GY TOO S1NC3 1T SOUNDS L1K3 W3'V3 GOT 4 R34L N4STY ON3 TO D34L W1TH >:] yeah but WH4T dunno it feels weird to make some battleplans when one of our team members still isnt here W3LL, 1 TH1NK W3 C4N 4T L34ST OUTL1N3 TH3 STR4T3GY, R1GHT? F1GUR3 OUT HOW W3'LL 4PPRO4CH 4 V1LL41N W1TH H1S P4RT1CUL4R STR3NGTHS 4ND W34KN3SS3S 4ND 4SSUM3 OUR TH1RD M3MB3R W1LL B3 R34DY TO F1GHT 1F W3 T3LL H1M TO yeah you know im sure if teen hardass strider shows up with his sword and shades and shit and we say hey dude look bad guy go kill im sure the guy will be more than willing to oblige its just man WH4T! it feels wrong planning "around" him like hes a weird hypothetical battle mannequin FROM TH3 TH1NGS 1 H4V3 H34RD 4BOUT H1M, FROM YOUR OWN P3RSON4L MOUTH TH4T 4CTU4LLY SOUNDS L1K3 4 PR3TTY 4PT D3SCR1PT1ON TO M3 no! its its more complicated than that and im supposed to... be getting ready for this huge deadly battle which is SO much more intense than anything i ever did even like 3 years ago back when i was actually doing adventure shit instead of watching dane cook movies and somehow be all geared up for that AND meet my teen bro for the first time and say oh there you are thats cool lets fight this random nigh indestructible asshole and then hug bump or something? how do i deal with all this i think i could end up getting us all killed and none of you are taking this seriously Ok Strider, I've heard enough. ?? I have 8een more than patient, and more than accommod8ting. 8ut your hangups regarding your ancestor are starting to 8order on pathetic. HEY! WHY DON'T YOU CAN IT. Karkat, stay out of this. NO, I WON'T. NOT IF YOU ARE GOING TO START TRASHING PEOPLE WITH RESPECT TO THEIR SENSITIVE ISSUES IN A MANNER THAT IS *WAY* OVER THE LINE AS FAR AS THE BASIC GROUND RULES OF GOOD NATURED SHIT TALKING GOES, GROUND RULES ON WHICH I *HAPPEN* TO BE AN EXPERT. EITHER MAKE SURE YOUR TRASH MOUTHED INVECTIVE IS CRITICALLY CONSTRUCTIVE, OR SHUT UP! Who said I wasn't 8eing constructive?! God. I cut him all the slack in the world on this, 8ut I can see it isn't doing him, or any of us, any good at all. I can see I'm going to have to expedite matters. Go figure. Leave it all to Vriska, ONCE AGAIN. what what the fuck are you even going to do
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