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Ah yes. Another true work of art has 8een made here today. Anyway, this ugly customer you see here? This is the Jack n8tive to the session we're in now. Somehow he got possessed 8y, or like, INFUSED with...? Lord English's crazy, ridiculously destructive magical energy. I have no idea why or how this happened, how it's theoretically even possi8le, or why we should actually care. The fact of the matter is, it happened, and now we have to deal with this hideous rain8ow-eyed monstrosity. Given what I have learned a8out Lord English's a8ilities, this will make his attacks quite lethal, and he will 8e EXTREMELY difficult to kill. In fact, that fucking rain8ow energy might just give him the highest constitution ranking of any adversary, possi8ly making him the toughest one here to actually kill off. The only reason he's not at Dog Tier threat level is 8ecause, for all his power, at least it's localized to wherever he happens to 8e. He's a8out as slow as any of us lowly non-omnipotents. He's not quite as relevant to keep occupied, or even to defeat, as the Condesce herself. 8ut he's still going to 8e HUGE TROU8LE when he gets here. You're going to need to stick some really good fighters on him. My advice is also to SERIOUSLY prepare for casualties during that fight. As the group's chief healer, Jane is going to need rapid access to the multiple fronts of this 8attle. More on that l8ter.
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