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so youre just gonna let him suffocate in there then Dave, give me a little more credit than that. Gamzee is supposedly relevant to some stuff that's going to happen in the new universe. He's still got some "plot armor" or some shit. So when Earth is resitu8ted, I'm just going to drop the fridge in the fucking ocean or something, and let him find his own way out. ok thats fair i mean firm but fair well maybe not that fair but i guess i dont care so is johns hot mom awake yet? No i mean not hot mom just mom damn did anyone hear that Y3S shit lets reboot all trains of thought starting now how much longer til his hot moms awake mom i mean his not mine his mom not my hot mom my mom i mean fucking hell not my mom his johns hot mom JESUS Sigh. The Strider Express is off the rails again, so I'm going to duck out of this convers8tion. See you every8ody. no vriska dont go at least do me the solid of letting me land squarely on some phrases that allow some plausible deniability over whether i think johns mom is super fucking hot shit wait pretend i didnt say that while still rendering its meaning in your mind somehow vriskas gone im not even talking to anyone D4V3 FORG1V3 M3 1F 1 4M M1SS1NG SOM3 NU4NC3 H3R3 BUT 1T SOUNDS TO M3 4S 1F YOU B3L13V3 JOHN'S MOTH3R 1S PHYS1C4LLY 4TTR4CT1V3 ok now youre just twisting my words around WH4T WOULD JOHN TH1NK?? ok thats an interesting thought but hear me out what if we ran an experiment and spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him 1 W1LL CONS1D3R YOUR R3QU3ST FOR S3CR3CY M4YB3 FR4NKLY, 1 4M NOT SUR3 SH3 1S 4NYTH1NG TO WR1T3 HOM3 4BOUT what oh what the fuck are you on the idiot drugs today how could you possibly be serious about that how is this unconscious teen grandmother not a completely smokin babe 1 GU3SS SH3 1S NOT MY CONT41N3R OF SC4LD1NG L34F FLU1D no i dont even believe you youre obviously just trying to rile me up by going against the grain of fragrantly obvious babefacts Is Dave saying inappropriate things about John's mother over there? no! im not saying anything just standard casual observations from a regular bystanding person H3 K33PS C4LL1NG H3R HOT wow wow peddle LIES much? i guess reprehensible dishonesty is all the rage with the troll kids today wait wats goin on are we all talkin about how hot jane is??? no! maybe cuz janey is a straightup sexual fox riding a red hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of babe city, assachusetts, U S A the last A just stands for more ass THANK you for defending the position i may or may not have been arguing for moments ago No comment. hey, are you guys talking about me? what's going on! NOPE lmao D4V3 TH1NKS YOUR MOM 1S HOT what!! god DAMMIT terezi
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