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hey am i interrupting anything Hey, Dave. No, Arquius and I were just exchanging some notes 8efore I 8ring the meeting to order again. ok i just thought i would saunter over here things are getting pretty lalonde heavy over there It really is an awful lot of fucking Lalondes, isn't it. two was ok or actually cool even but this yeah time to see whats up over here how is it going there broquiusprite Nearly finished radically downgrading crocker here I then plan on mourning the complete restoration of her woeful inferiority with a moment of silent, subtle fle%ing ok that was some weird stuff to say but cool soooo you are some sort of freak right Yes ok good to know its like talking to someone who is half my bro... but then not even really? the bro half is half AI or something?? so maybe one quarter bro but then maybe even less because like alt-universe considerations and also part sprite I am notorious for being sensational at mathemati%, but I don't think I could break it down for you without lying about the precision of my figures Which is a practice I am by no means above, mind you yeah the bottom line is i can tell youre just a really watered down version or maybe sweated down why the fuck are you so sweaty I'm not I toweled off less than a minute ago oh god Sir Dave, there's much we could talk about, en route to wa%ing HARD sentimental about our dubiously shared fraternal past The fact that I will not shouldn't be mistaken for preoccupation with this delicate cybertask, which is trivial to me since my mind is a faultless silicon mesh of living algorithmic perfe%ion Neighther should it be ascribed to the fact that my troll hemidentity finds the notion of a reunion with you to be boring as a fiddling fruit It is manely that such a bonding e%perience strikes me as an endeavor falling outside my totally ripped and kicktuchus purview Brothertimes with Real Dave would best be left to the custody of Real Dirk, not to mention someone who gives at least greater than half a stupid shoot about you (Swoon.) you know im kinda glad you sound this insane and for the most part barely understandable it makes it extra obvious you arent my legit bro which means i can actually talk to you while only being like vaguely confused and unsettled instead of curling up into a ball and having some sort of social conniption speaking of which uh when is he supposed to get here btw Relax, Dave. He's scheduled to arrive around the same time as all the other 8ad guys. You still have time. I could have expedited his arrival, 8ut I knew that meeting him was going to 8e a 8ig deal for you, so I decided to let you have some space while we made some plans. See? I'm always thinking a8out what's good for you guys, and what's 8est for the overall strategy. Keeping everyone in high spirits is important! what do you mean 'expedited' Never mind that. Just chill out! alright so as long as im supposedly chillin and in no way wondering about my bro are you SURE there are no beverages in that fridge no aj or It's a blind alley, brother dawg I already asked if she had milk in there once, plus another nine redundant times after that I also asked if she would like to touch my muscles The answers were ten no's and one yes That reminds me dave Would you like to touch my muscles? maybe later so youre sure theres nothin to drink in there Yes, Dave. dunno why im so insistent not like my fridge ever had anything comestible inside why the fuck did you even bring it Don't worry about it. oh come on G4MZ33'S 1N TH3R3 oh right somehow i forgot that we literally just established that you had gamzee locked in there for some reason you sure we shouldnt maybe let him out >:\ he could suffocate in there H3'LL JUST R3V1V3 GOD T13R STYL3, R1GHT? hes not a fuckin god tier hes faking it he just made that fuckin suit from scratch or something i know hes complete trash but maybe we should just let him out whats the harm its not like he can cause much trouble we all way outnumber him and have way more powers and shit UM... No.
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