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How's it going over there? I Told Them I Would Leave Them Alone And Go Talk To Some Trolls I Guess This Troll Over Here Will Have To Do Happy to 8e of service. Man, look at them. They all seem so excited. Like a 8unch of wigglers hopped up on high fructose gru8 sauce. I hope they don't crash from this reunion 8uzz too hard 8efore it's showtime. If They Do I Am Sure One Of Your Contingency Plans Will Swing Into Full Effect Maybe You Can Buy Time For Everyone To Recover By Lulling Our Adversaries Into An Extensive Strategy Session Hey Maryam, why don't you can it! Our sassy little games of one upsmanship are fun and all, 8ut I'm trying to 8e sincere here. You know, seeing as this is the last time I'll see you all in a while. Youre Right Sorry Bring On The Sincerity I was just saying, a8out the humans. They seem so happy. I mean, look at Rose! No offense, 8ut most of the time she's kind of a pill. None Taken And Me Too Probably Good point. 8ut I don't think I've ever seen her like that. 8y which I mean, making no discerni8le effort whatsoever to disguise the fact that she's happy. Well, ok. May8e there were a couple times. Is That In Reference To How You Like To Flagrantly Spy On Us Sometimes I don't "spy" on you! That is such an unfair characteriz8tion. Would you can it with that shit already?? Ill Never Understand Your Ongoing And Apparently Unironic Use Of The Phrase "Can It" And In Particular Why You Always Seem To Direct This Expression To Me And Seemingly No One Else I Just Think It Is Such A Peculiar And Amusing Way To Tell Someone To Be Quiet What! Why? No, that's a normal way of putting it! I mean... it's a pretty normal thing to say, right? When you want... someone... to pipe down? "Pipe Down" Isnt Even Much Better Its Just A Funny Thing To Say And The Fact That You Dont Realize It Makes It Funnier I Think The Underlying Explanation Is That You Are Just Funnier That You Realize Or Try To Be It Is Something To Like About You I guess I'll have to accept your sass as a compliment then. And no, I don't SPY on you. I just... Check in with you sometimes! To see how you're doing. Okay If Thats How You Want To Put It You Involve Yourself In Many Private Matters Without Even Offering The Pretense Of Doing Otherwise To Think That At One Point I Was Regarded As The Meddlesome One Look, it just so happens that I care very deeply for all my friends and want to make sure they're doing alright on a somewhat regular 8asis. Is that a crime?? In Some Societies Violating The Privacy Of Others In Certain Ways Yes I Believe So I Understand Your Motives Though And Really This Is Just Me Giving You A Hard Time I never got why everyone treats their romantic affairs as so PRIV8. What's the 8ig deal. So you like to do some smooching and stuff with another person. May8e get over yourselves?? Karkat is the worst offender. You'd think he was charged with guarding st8 secrets. News flash, 8uddy. No8ody gives a fuck! It Sounds Like You Very Much Give A Fuck Though Hey, why don't you can... I mean, cut me some slack? I don't hold anyone to standards I don't hold myself to. I'm very open a8out my rel8tionships! My moirallegience with Terezi? Pff. Ask me anything! I have nothing to hide. We'll throw our diamonds up in your face like we're making a getaway. We don't even give a fuck. If you can't take the stench, then get out of the meal 8lock. Same with any ashen liaisons I've 8een involved with over the years. What's the 8ig deal? I Have To Admit To Being Impressed With Your Uh Strangely Natural Proficiency With Auspisticism It Is An Incredibly Difficult Quadrant To Master And Very Emotionally Taxing I Find In A Way That Conflicts With The Pursuit Of Relationships In Other Quadrants I Cant Ignore That During Our Trip You Probably Diffused A Lot Of Unpleasant Situations Before They Started But When It Comes To Matters Of Privacy And Such And Which Forms Of Expression People Feel At Ease Showing In Public Pale Relationships Are Really Different I Think What About The Other Kind Seems To Me You Have Not Been Involved In Any So Im Not Sure You Really Understand I just don't have time for anything like that in my life right now! Red and 8lack rel8tionships are so a8sor8ing. I have a strong pale rel8tionship which is very important to me, 8ut that's a8out all I can handle. May8e l8ter on when the dust settles from this crazy adventure, I'll consider it. 8ut for now, this is all I can deal with. I just have too many irons in the fire, you know? I Know All About The Irons I Have Heard Rumors Of This Alleged Fire As Well So what are they talking a8out? What All your 8uddies over there! We were still talking a8out that. It's ridiculous how easily we all get sidetracked 8y romantic 8lither. Oh "Family" Stuff Mainly It's pretty fascin8ting. Sociologically speaking, I mean. Their idea of families. The idea of si8lings is strange enough. People who are genetically similar and grow up together. Spending all that time with Dave and Rose, you start…
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