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here comes da lightning u got to imagine it comin out my fingertips wherein i am an almighty wisard ok currently imagining that hmm not bad not bad at all pCHOO um what is your favorite rap guy thats a dead tie between me and snoop also MAYBE obama but to be fair i dont think he raps irl that is mainly just a headcanon i have about him but come on you werent actually curious about that were you im trying to think of stuff to ask jeez! gimme a sec... kay howwww did you become a god tier rose and i went on a suicide mission piloting a moon through the furthest ring the moon had a cosmic mega nuclear bomb in its core but also our quest beds by surprise when it blew up it created literally the biggest fucking sun in existence which also happened to be the exact same sun we thought we were going out there to destroy but we also died and resurrected as god tiers and i guess due to immortality rose up through the surface of the fuckin sun all glowing green and wearing pajamas and shit HOLY CRAP THAT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY INSANE AND COOL! AND SO SO SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO US WOW! why how did you do it god its almost embarrassing to even describe especially compared to that! go on um we all had a hangover from magic candy and woke up on our god slabs and like talked for a while have u ever seen the breakfast club no ok well it was like that but probably shittier then we all sorta randomly died on accident due to surprise villain attacks eh that sounds alright who even cares about having a baller origin story we were just some chumps on a moon being melodramatic and in the process of gettin chumped by an omniscient creep your outfit looks cool at least thanks! k then... next have u ever kissed anybody?? what man these questions are taking on a different tenor than the ones i asked you well?? um yeah ok i WAS kissed by jade when i was dead so i would come back to life that was like... RIGHT before the moon mission i mentioned o yeah i was corpse smooched once too by who ... hey its still my lightning round! i was askin if YOU ever kissed somebody like awake and alive and on purpose maaan We're waiting, Dave. hey i thought you were just "studying" us! I'm also officiating. I'll have to hold you to the question, or throw a flag. Remember the sports? My, how quickly we forget the sports. no come on i just asked you about nintendo and shit!! ok ok! hahaha :) do youuu like drawin yes comics? yes funny comics?? fuck yes about fat assed idiots and jpeg trashloss everywhere fuck fucking yes ok ima admit i have you at a little disadvantage since i know some things about your alt future grownup self like what dont wanna spoil it! theres a better time for that conversation and maybe a better person to have it with than me ... do you like orange soda no NO?? hell no then whats your poison aj huh? apple juice thats fuckin cute pretty much have u ever been in love god damn it!
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