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Dave, we were sort of in the middle of something here. in the middle of what A series of heartfelt conversations of a personal nature. oh i guess im in the middle of those now too im feeling heartfelt as fuck somebody bone me up on the shit One cannot simply be boned up on shit such as this. You had to be there. come on Wizards, Problems, Feelings. It was your standard tale of two estranged mutual mothers. Any questions? yes lots Ok. Can you maybe sit over there for a while and write them all down? um Rose This Accumulation Of People Is Coming Dangerously Close To What Your Culture Might Process As A Human Familial Unit This Is A Foreign Idea To Me And Probably A Private Matter To You So I Think I Will Leave You All Alone And Go Talk To Some Trolls Personally I Think You Should Welcome Dave Into The Fold Of Your Poignant Wizard Reverie From My Cultural Point Of View At Least He Has As Much Claim To A Sense Of Ancestral Connection To Your Mother As You See You Everybody yeah man kanaya to the rescue with smart shit to say as usual Utterly destroyed again, by her superior sense of reason and decorum. Though I do wonder if her perspective would be different if she'd ever had to manage relations with a "twin brother". ok but who cares about that so rose its our mom hey mom hi!!! well not mom your actual name instead of that i guess roxy i think u think right moms ok too tho i dunno that might be weird calling you that all the time rose would that be weird It would probably get a little weird. so mom im just going to jump right into the fuckin frying pan here like tape off a no bullshit zone for a while if thats ok a frying pan in the no bullshit zone?? sounds intense who is manning this pan and who gave him clearance for the no bs zone captain Serious is at the pan and he got the go-ahead from lieutenant Doesnt Fuckaround of the Heartattack Armada isnt lieutenant a lower rank than captain who put this dude in charge of such an important pan um i dont know maybe it is? ok like its cool that you even know that fact but this is exactly the kind of fuckery the no bs zone doesnt cotton to no matter what sorta cookware is involved or which pseudomilitary organization regulates its borders i just have some questions about you and about stuff in general so rather than mumble through a conversation that sounds mostly like the stuff we literally just got done sayin, sweet though that would be, im gonna machine gun some shit at you lighting round style a machine gun lightning round in a frying pan!!!!! god.........DAMN i know right? so you are my biological mother yes and roses yes and therefore bear at least partial and like biologically incidental responsibility for why we are both so fucked up yes but you yourself are a paradox clone um... i guess? which means you didnt even have bio parents you originated from yourself guess so! so you really dont have anyone to blame for who you are except weirdly and paradoxically yourself um.. y.. yes? Dave. wait ok sorry if that sounded rude i didnt mean it rudely i mean you did have a "parental figure" who you i guess modeled yourself after in a way or were influenced by i mean an old version of rose from a long time ago yes! and my bro was the same way or your friend i mean dirk! he was a paradox clone of himself and he like did kind of the same thing modeled himself after... ... why dont we not talk about dirk can we change the subject you brought him up!! i know i know look i bring up a lot of things and then have to back track a lot of those things i bring up cause sometimes the things i bring up are ill advised to say or make people uncomfortable or make me uncomfortable its just a thing about me ooh! just had a thought do i get to do a lightning round at you next?? i guess so yeah depends on if you want to keep sitting in this goddamn pan hmm i dunno maybe our asses are gettin too hot maybe you should speak for yourself DAVE! SHIT lol no mom look roxy i mean its like i was just saying i just say things it is just like this force of nature no one can control or even try to, least of all me we just have to cross our fingers and hope for the best and that my one man verbal slapstick routine isnt too freudian in nature or at least not that often anyway lets pretend i didnt just insinuate you have a hot ass and move on ;) i heard something about wizards you hells into wizards like rose? YES ok well that is a predictable if somewhat bland fact lets see if we can dig a lil deeper dont get me wrong wizards are ok i guess oh yeah? well maybe YOURE ok yeah, im alright wizards are better at magic than me but im better than wizards at rap so i guess it breaks even or it would if i was a pretend jackass in silly robes and a dumb beard so point goes to dave (Sigh.) do you like rap kinda! dirk loves rap so i... ummm haha never mind forgot we werent talkin about that well what do you like to do i like........... cats!!! ok that is a fair opinion but cats arent actually an activity or anyt…
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