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haha im sorry Sorry about what? for stammering an all being an agog grinning idiot i just cannot.... actually believe u are real and here and alive and not dying and so am i! here with u i mean + sharin all those mentioned attributes I can't believe it either! i have so much to say... i think??? even though i cant think of the stuff atm I know what you mean. i hope its ok if i just sit near u not bein 'specially articulate for a bit That is more than ok. As long as you are willing to similarly excuse the spectacular demise of my capacity for artful self-expression. omg!!!! ahahah youre dirk! wow wow i just caught it wow wow wow! you sound SO much like him oh my GOD thats too perf and cute :3 Dirk? hahah i cant get over it now i cant unhear it... even your voice sounds kinda like his but its just... girl dirk lmao wow yes <3 He sounds like a hell of a guy. ohh u have noo idea Well, I'm told he should be arriving here in a little while. If he's anything like Dave's late older brother, and if he's anything like me, which he apparently is, then this is when I'm guessing the real party will begin. im redy <|:) I want to know things about him. Such as, if he shares his elder counterpart's avarice for soft puppet ass. And if that, combined with his myriad, vaguely unsettling psychological peculiarities, could occupy a dedicated team of therapists for years. the answer is yes and yes Hmm. Knowing this amuses me, for some reason. But mainly, there are things I want to know about you. I presume there will be plenty of time later to hound my biological father for the dirt on his proclivities. whatta ya wanna know about me? Everything! I think the main difficulty in deciding what to ask is in sifting questions I would have for my mother, that is to say, the woman who raised me, from the questions I have for you. well i didnt raise u or anything but i can sincerely take a crack at both kindsa questions Ok. Do... You really like wizards? rose Yes? rose rooose ... i fucken LOVE wizzards I see. As odd as it sounds, that actually does go pretty far in letting me know something about both of you. oh? My relationship with her was complicated. But I've come to see that as mostly my fault. I was too young to understand her. i never even got the chance to misunderstand my mom or grownup you or... i mean i didnt get to misunderstand her IN PERSON more like as a legendary figure cause i grew up 400 years after she died Ah, right. I think I'm going to have to call the contest early. Yours is the more interesting biography, by quite a lot. not really! not to me at least... i was lonely i thought about her a lot to pass the time she was p amazing at least according to history she wrote hella books about wizards and rode a genocidal fat man down a waterfall of blood She wrote hella books about wizards? yeh! they were famous n good and everything It sounds like I fumbled into the wrong line of work. There's no money in this Sburb business. Well, there is. It just comes in incredibly stupid denominations, which are not particularly useful. Do You Have Copies Of These Books ummmm yes! yes i do there are copies back on my planet assuming john didnt retcon them away like a book thiefin sneak! I Would Really Love To Read Them Some Time If You Wouldnt Mind no not at all! By the way, this is Kanaya. Sorry for the combination of bad manners and general dumbfoundedness which precluded a more timely introduction. Hello hey! thats a nice name and also ur pretty Thank You I Admire The Aesthetics Of Your Name And Appearance As Well And In No Small Part Due To Their Respective Similarity To Your Daughters wow man that was somehow both a convoluted thing to say yet smooth as hell m impressed Welcome to Maryam City, population, a whole lot of great remarks like that. but yes ill get u those books! theyre great they made me wanna write my own wizard books Did you? errr yeah sorta :\ Could I read them? ummmm Hey, you got to read mine! yeah but u were like an old pro when u wrote yours! they are freaking MASTERPIECE WIZARDFICS!!! they won pulizters and shit Did they really?? um idk probably? Oh. i dunno they are just vry vry good so the ancient prize scholars im sure were like, dude these wizards are vry vry fucking good give them all the awards, then shut down the awards, but not cuz of the looming apocalypse, just cuz u literally cannot do better than these wizards I can live with that. It's always been one of my professional goals to write tales of magical men so provocative, they would cause the permanent and unceremonious dissolution of at least one prestigious award. so yeah i dunno i guess u can see but its a pale ghost of a story compared to ur stuff and its also um kinda weird? I like weird! yeah just... your opinion means a lot to me & im nervous u might think it sucks! But I never even wrote the masterpieces you read. I think you may have a view of my abilities which I haven't earned yet. Really, I'm not that good. I have my own story drafts…
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