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so tell me about your ridiculous meteor journey! um the dave from the bad time line told me some funny stories when we got together on the grassy hill planet but we weren't actually hanging out for that long, so i didn't hear much. also, i'm MOSTLY sure vriska wasn't alive during their trip. oh well let me tell you vriska was most certainly alive during this one like almost extra-alive, if thats possible haha. i think i know what you mean. i spent some time with her when she was a ghost, and uh... let's just say whatever her mortality status is, she makes her presence hard to ignore. YES. YES! I LOVE THIS. CAN WE SPEND OUR WHOLE REMINISCENCE JUST DESTROYING VRISKA, SLIGHTLY ABOVE AUDIBLE LEVEL? Slightly? Karkat, you only have one volume setting. WOW, FUCK YOU?! ok dude maybe lets not spend our paltime trash talking serket if only cus theres no way youre not getting repeatedly trounced exactly just like that FFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. OK, I'LL CHILL OUT. YOU'RE RIGHT DAVE, AS USUAL. wow. karkat, for a funny shouty guy, you backed down on that really fast. i'm almost... a bit disappointed? i was looking forward to more of your patented ravings! HEY, JOHN FUCKBERT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A LITTLE MORE MATURE AND REASONABLE THAN THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME. I'M A LOT MORE THAN MR. HOLLERSPONGE ONE-NOTE, AND ANYONE WHO DISPUTES THIS CAN CORDIALLY INVITE ME TO PLAY THEIR DIRTY SEED FLAP LIKE A DISCOUNT HARMONICA. oh. well, i'm sold. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IT'S PRETTY COOL TO FINALLY MEET YOU. I MEAN, UNDER MORE CIVIL, RATIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. UNLIKE WHATEVER THE *FUCK* THAT BRIEF ENCOUNTER WAS THREE YEARS AGO WHERE YOU KO'D VRISKA AND THEN POOFED YOUR FLIMSY ASS INTO THE FUCKALL CONTINUUM. I KNOW I SEEMED REALLY MAD ABOUT THAT AT THE TIME, FOR WHATEVER REASON. BUT REALLY, I'VE HAD SOOOOO MANY BORING HOURS ON THAT METEOR TO SPEND BARELY REFLECTING ON THE ROUGHLY TEN THOUSAND WAYS I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST FUCK ABOUT WHATEVER IDIOTIC TWIST OF FATE TRANSPIRED BACK THERE. heheh. ok? I'M COMPLETELY OVER IT. I'M OVER A LOT OF THINGS ACTUALLY. ... you are? YEAH. LIKE, REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS YELLING AT YOU ALL THE TIME FROM MY COMPUTER. BACK THEN I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE FELT NERVOUS OR AWKWARD ABOUT THIS ENCOUNTER. BECAUSE OF... WELL, YOU KNOW. no? I WAS HITTING ON YOU BRIEFLY, AND IN A VERY CONFUSING NON-CHRONOLOGICAL WAY, WITHOUT EVEN QUITE REALIZING HOW BADLY I WAS SHOVING MY STRUT POD DOWN MY OWN STATEMENT TUNNEL. dude I MEAN, UNTIL YOU MERCIFULLY AND WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF TACT SHUT ME DOWN. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? uh... maybe? HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT? i dunno, it was a long time ago! and we had a lot of ridiculous conversations... OK, WELL MAYBE IT WAS A BIGGER DEAL FOR ME THAN IT WAS FOR YOU. I MEAN, *OBVIOUSLY* IT WAS, THAT'S SORT OF THE WHOLE POINT. BUT THE *REAL* POINT IS, OR THAT I WAS *TRYING* TO MAKE, IS THAT IT *ISN'T* A BIG DEAL ANY MORE. BECAUSE I'M OVER IT! karkat what the fuck are you doing WHAT! I'M TALKING, QUITE CASUALLY, ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. AND THE *POINT* IS THAT IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL ANYMORE, SO I'M JUST CASUALLY SAYING THAT! GOD. ok its not an unreasonable conversation to have but like we JUST started friend-jamming about past anecdotes to get us all up to speed or whatever and youre already trucking out these guns GUNS? WHAT GUNS! just sayin, it doesnt sound that casual and no big deal if you keep saying its casual and no big deal oh and also its the first fuckin thing out of your mouth to john in three years SORRY! I'M SO TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I FORGOT THERE WAS SUCH AN OUTSTANDINGLY SMOOTH PILE OF SHIT IN A CAPE WITHIN MY JUDGMENT RADIUS! no, i mean, i think i remember. i think you were um, "black flirting" with me or something, but in backwards order, and while constantly yelling. and i didn't really even know what that was. and then i told you i wasn't a homosexual, so it was kind of a moot point, but also, you didn't even know what that was either? YES! THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS *TRYING* TO SAY I WAS OVER, AND WASN'T A BIG DEAL ANYMORE, BUT NOW IT'S A BIG DEAL AGAIN I GUESS? THAT'S FUCKING GREAT! THANKS DAVE! yo im hardly one to talk here since i am a goddamn geyser of hilariously self-pulverizing freudian bloopers at this point i cant even pretend to keep a lid on any shit ive got in me cause i know sooner or later during one of my rad soliloquies ill just pratfall butt backwards into an embarrassing admission and i just have to be like yeah... yeah ok thats my shit thats what im about lets just get the fuck on with our lives so when johns like hey man and youre all locked and loaded with some stuff about how youre 'over him' and go on and on about it its like some way obvious protest-too-much shit and everybody knows it so i dont see how it salvages any of your dignity or whatever to pretend thats not whats happening OH MY FUCKING GOD... so what im saying is if youre so eager to push this out there- I'M NOT "PUSHING THIS OUT THERE"…
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