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hey dave... why is jade asleep? and also teen nanna. or, jane i mean. oh uh yeah vriska had to knock them out what?? why? they were kickin up a ruckus can you wake them up? DON'T WAKE THEM UP!!!!!!!! !!! yeah we cant some kind of brainwashing thing going on gotta keep em napping especially jade im sure you know what kind of crooked ass baloneyfuck powers she got cant let her turn those against us right. she should be pretty psyched to see you though you think? yeah um i dunno if you know this or not but apparently along the way our version of john died so she made the whole trip without you oh no! yeah this timeline was gearing up to be pretty tragic i guess but then you sorta deus exxed out of nowhere and spared us those sadtimes i mean from your point of view i guess it isnt deus ex shit you were just the normal john you always were all zipping around like a nerdy hypergod saving everything from whatever but from our standpoint you just kinda yanked yourself out of random ass nothing but hey you know what ill take it man. i had no idea. i guess that's what typheus meant? that's so sad... poor jade! i can't believe she had to spend all that time on the ship thinking i was dead... i mean, i guess i WAS dead. but... you know what i mean. are you sure we can't wake her up for a second, just so she can see i'm alright? >::::| feel free but i have a feeling youll just be joining her nap if you try darn. i guess we'll have to catch up later. hey, what about dave sprite? dead noooo! that sucks too! yeah i guess so you guess?? its a weird subject for me like the guy was always on borrowed time wasnt he i mean that was his whole "thing" right i dunno. i'll miss him anyway, even if he isn't the "real dave". i kinda feel bad for ever thinking of him as a less real version, actually. yeah hes me and exactly what i would be like if i was a moping existential bird so its kind of embarrassing to even talk about ok i guess it is """sad""" but you know a lot of versions of me have died lots of versions of all of us including you isnt whats important that certain dubiously categorized iterations of ourselves are all alive here and now and hanging out yeah, that is what's important! i guess there will be time to reflect on everything that was lost later, like dead time clones and double dead ghosts, or other such hogwash. right now i'm still so excited to see everybody. there's so much crazy stuff for us all to catch up on... i don't even know where to start, it's overwhelming! dont stress over it we still have some time to kill before shit starts getting real in this session at least according to our vriska in chief what do you mean? all the bad guys are still just outside the incipisphere they wont converge here until a few hours or so so lets all just sit back a while and shoot the shit and i do mean empty our clips into the shit, like really pump that turd full of lead right up until she gets bossy again and commandeers our fly brotimes with more shrill tactical exhortations ok, that sounds great!
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