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hi dave! hey bro you're back, and alive! all because of me. i guess thats the thing were all accepting as true yeah it's ok, there's no need to thank me. i mean i wasnt going to but like not as a means of being an arbitrary dick to my number one childhood pal from the past i have literally no first hand cognizance of ever being in danger i just fucked around on a meteor for a bunch of years and here i am and so are you which i think is pretty dope it is very dope. :) hey karkat, don't leave me hanging here. WHAT? there is more than enough fist bump to go around for everybody. i left it hanging there just for you, but you are leaving me high and dry here dude. karkat holy shit where are your manners leaving a fist unbumped like that this is a new low OH MY GOD YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR FIST THERE "HANGING" FOR ME YOU FIST BUMPED DAVE, THEN WITHDREW YOUR FIST TO SAY SOME THINGS AND THEN RE -OFFERED YOUR FIST TO ME, THE *MOMENT* YOU SAID DON'T "LEAVE ME HANGING" I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES! karkat, wow that is really pedantic! and now you actually ARE leaving me hanging, in order to explain your nonsense. i'm this close to revoking your bumping privileges! god damnit here
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