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HOW IN THE CONTEMPTIBLE NAME OF MY PERMANENTLY HATE-SOILED JERKOFF TROUSERS CAN YOU ***POSSIBLY*** BE HERE?! no, i'm not doing this! i'm not explaining the retcon shit again! RET- WHAT SHIT?? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO VRISKA? IS IS THAT *GAMZEE* TIED UP ON THE FLOOR THERE? WITH A HORN SHOVED IN HIS MOUTH??? *HONK* sigh. TEREZI, WHY IS GAMZEE TIED UP ON THE FLOOR. I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I THOUGHT HE HAD GOTTEN TO YOU FOR SURE. TH4T 1S SW33T OF YOU K4RK4T, BUT TH3R3 W4S NO N33D TO WORRY 1 CR4CK3D TH3 C4S3 W1TH 1NV3ST1G4T1ON SK1LLS L1K3 M1N3, 1T W4S 1N3V1T4BL3 >:] (lmao.) UM, OK??? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF SOMEBODY TOLD ME WHAT SORT OF PREPOSTEROUS SHIT WAS TAKING PLACE UP HERE. WHAT HAPPENED TO VRISKA? WHY IS SHE PASSED OUT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?! because i punched her in the face. WHAT you heard me. OK, JOHN, LISTEN. FIRST OF ALL, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHERE* TO BEGIN ADDRESSING THE GLOBE NUMBING ABSURDITY OF YOUR SUDDEN PRESENCE ON THIS METEOR. LET'S JUST AWKWARDLY STRAFE ALONG THE PERIMETER OF THAT HUMONGOUS, STINK-BELCHING TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM, AND LET THE VIOLENTLY UNINHIBITED NERD-GRILLING COMMENCE. *WHY* DID YOU PUNCH VRISKA IN THE FACE?????????? I MEAN... NOT THAT I NECESSARILY BLAME YOU, BUT STILL.
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