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The crafty witch made sure I would be the brains of the operation. She saw to it her heiress had a super computer wrapped around her noggin years in advance. A state of the art Thoughtwave Tiaratop, for the up and coming junior battermaster on the go -- with the factory default set to EVIL! But if I was the brains of the outfit, Jade was the uncontested brawn. Within two shakes of a dog's tail, she kicked Dirk to the curb of the incipisphere. Then in one fell swoop, she and I pinched Roxy and Jake respectively, and hauled them right off to the slammer for interrogation. The slammer, as we all know, is how one describes the penal system when feeling extra angry at crimes. Their crime, you ask? It was being on the wrong side of the law. And by wrong, I mean right. jane, slow down! this is all solid gold.
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