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dammit. well, did you actually take jade's pulse? you know, she does like to sleep a lot. 1 SN1FF3D BOTH H3R 4ND D4V3'S PO1GN4NTLY OV3RL4PP1NG TORSOS V3RY C4R3FULLY FOR 4 HUM4N PULS3 4L4S 1 FOUND NON3 >:[ oh. and then... you decided to take her shoes. Y3S and you thought that was an appropriate thing to do... why, exactly? JOHN, H3R SHO3S W3R3 R3D, SP4RKLY, 4ND D3L1C1OUS 1 4M ONLY FL3SH 4ND BLOOD ugh, you are such a weirdo. why are all troll girls so WEIRD?! every single one i have met is some kind of depraved lunatic. all the troll boys i have met are just lame weenies though. well, except for karkat. karkat was great. may he rest in peace :( DON'T FUCK1NG S4Y TH4T!!! what?! H3 1S NOT D34D! but, you just said... 1 M34N, H3 DO3SN'T H4V3 TO B3! 1 D1D NOT COM3 H3R3 TO B4TH3 1N TH3 R3PUGN4NT 4TT1TUD3 OF 4 D3F34T1ST DORK 1 C4M3 H3R3 TO FORC3 S41D DORK TO US3 H1S 1NCR3D1BL3 4ND TOT4LLY UNPR3C3D3NT3D POW3RS TO S3T 3V3RYTH1NG R1GHT, 3V3N 1F 1T M34NS ST4BB1NG H1M UNT1L H3 COMPL13S ok! you don't need to stab me, really! don't you think i WANT to? we just lost everyone we cared about! of COURSE i want to go back and change things! i just have no idea HOW!!! TH4T 1S NOT MY PROBL3M JUST 4S 4 L4CK OF STYL1SH G3MSTON3 STUDD3D FOOTW34R 1S 4LSO NOT MY PROBL3M, 4S OF PR3C1S3LY TOD4Y TH3S3 TH1NGS 4R3 YOUR PROBL3MS TO SOLV3 BOTH TH3 P1T14BL3 L4CK OF COMM4ND OV3R YOUR Z4PPY PROW3SS, 4S W3LL 4S TH3 GROT3SQU3 P41R OF B4N4N4 LO4F3RS ON YOUR F33T EARGH, I FRIGGIN' *HATE* TROLL GIRLS! john
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