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Who am I, you ask? That is no short story, I'm afraid. It all 8egan on a peaceful, idyllic planet called 8eforus. Unlike the Alternian trolls, with whom you are no dou8t more familiar, my people were- wowee shut ur dumb blue mouth i been spying on ya and eavesdropping on all your smug trash and i couldnt help but notice that ring youre wearing Yes. What a8out it? thats johns ring aint it John's ring? 8ut John never rightfully owned it. In fact, it was originally intended as a gift to my young descendant. It's only fitting that I wear it, and 8ring additional glory to the Serket name. yo thats another insane and smug thing u said just there do you even listen to urself for real though we were gonna give that ring to callie Hmm? callie my goddamn bffsy from space shes a ghost and i wanna save her from her bro Ah yes. The female cheru8. I am perfectly familiar with her plight, as well as the relevance she purportedly has with respect to her 8rother's downfall. In fact, I was one of the first ever to theorize a8out that! :::;) SMUG 8ut the situ8tion has changed. That is all ancient history now. I'm sorry, Roxy. 8ut I have no use for your cheru8 friend in my plans. She will not 8e playing a role of any significance. oh man oh man i way hate you Come on, now. Don't say things you can't take 8ack. I'm actually very nice! We are just getting off on the wrong foot here. no no no no no no oh man i rly hate you i cant even explain it i never hated somebody so much by just a few smarmy words outta their grody chew hole eugh yechh ick ick blarff! ........ so yeh um now that i buttered you up and all gimme dat ring!! No.
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