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your mom? well, yeah. but i know her as your daughter. but i mean, who the hell knows at this point? i know rite the curious case of the mutual moms it is the biggest mystery? u no once i even caught wind of some lore that implied i might even be my OWN mom (fefeta hinted that @ me once during a long spiel DAMN that girl could talk) how messed up would that be tho there is probably something to that actually. you were all the first batch of babies, after all. i think you were literal copies of yourselves? that's what it supposedly means to be a paradox clone. babies wat oh. i guess i kind of glossed over this stuff in my story. but i was the one who made us all in the first place, with a weird cloning machine. no fuckin shit??? *is impressed* it was no big deal though. i was just messing around with a control panel, and some babies appeared. so we already met huh and i dont even remember because i was just some idiot bb that aint fair! come to think of it, we met one other time too. but you were asleep. ?? you were floating around in purple pajamas, and i pushed you out of the way of a flying fork. i almost forgot about that. but yep, that was you alright. you shoulda woke me up then i might have, but the fork stabbed me in the chest, and dream killed my sleep ghost. or something. you know how it is with dream logic. u mean how it makes lil 2 no sense ever yes, exactly. i guess i didn't think much about it at the time, but i had a sneaky suspicion that's who you were. you really look a lot like rose. she is looking for you, by the way. yeah????? she told me to go find you. and i did. so, she says hi. o man what else did she say uh. she said... she's looking forward to meeting you? awwwwww well if u see her again before i do tell her i cant wait to meet her too though tbh im kinda nervous about it but dont tell her that part haha sure! there's nothing to be nervous about though. she's just a nice nerd who likes to read and knit. i shouldnt be surprised to hear that me and all my friends are a bunch of silly nerds too even dirk who thinks hes 2 cool 4 school when in reality he is nowhere close to clearing the coolness threshold which exempts one from attending an educational institution :p speaking of which... i've been wondering where he is? i know jade's grandpa is in jail too, getting badgered by my evil nanna... u mean jake n jane yes, sorry. but i have not seen hide nor hair of dave's bro yet. i figured he got thrown in jail too although come to think of it i probly would have heard a bloody ruckus by now resulting from his inevitable escape attempt hmm. im not that worried about him though hes good at takin care of himself in fact i feel like all of us will be ok now that you guys are here but there is still one of my friends im worried about the most who? shes my best friend well ok i got a few best friends u know? yes. but she was always kind of a special best friend and last time i saw her she was in big trouble oh no. where is she? in the afterlife being dead ... her bro killed her which is bad enough but now hes out there hunting for her ghost shes doing her best to hide but her bro is an awful and relentless piece of shit and im afraid im afraid she might be already gone :( you're right, that is very concerning. who is she? would i know of her? dunno how in the loop are you on cherubs? oh! surprisingly, i know a LOT about that subject. for instance, did you know they turn into gigantic snakes when they have sex? :O :O :O i know. weird, right? that's probably not very relevant to the topic at hand, though. yeah prob not anyway u know about lord english right uh huh. ok well shes his sister her name is calliope ohhh. ok, this is starting to make sense. yep shes supposed to be critical to defeatin him somehow shes going on some quest out there to find a deadlier version of herself or whatever i dunno that could be all be true... and maybe its selfish of me but all i rly care about now is if shes ok?? i understand. she is your friend. i would feel the same way. :) wait a minute... i've got it! got what i have such a good idea that would solve your problem. ???? all you have to do is bring her back to life!
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