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hay look its jake stuffed in a blue windsock heheheh huh? n/m so what kind of hot god tier trix can you teach me tricks... i guess i don't know any actual TRICKS per se, aside from how to use some of my powers. but i don't know if the same tricks apply to using your powers... u said u could help tho i said MAYBE i could! i dunno, i was just throwing it out there. like, maybe if i told you about some of the experiences i had when i was learning to do my windy stuff, you might have some kind of... voidey epiphany? a voidey epiphany yes. k then im all ears johnny windsock let loose ur wisdom whilst i rake in the epiphanies ok, um, i've noticed whenever i learn to do new things with my powers, it's usually in response to something. like something important that has to be done. so why are you trying to make this spike ball? and how important does it feel to you? well at first i was mainly tryin to make it because dog girl was forcing me to but now i think i keep trying because im gettin obsessed with making this dumb spikeball and PO'd that i cant do it i see. what actually IS this spike ball, if you don't mind my asking? its an alien egg 4 tha trolls to hatch em all back to life but only to be ruled by an evil witch so its gonna be shitty for them so yeah its kind of an important thing but at the same time it would probably be terrible if i actually made it so... then maybe the fact that you're conflicted about it is why you're having trouble? yeh maybe if you think it's important to make, but don't want to give it to the bad guys, why don't you just... break out of jail? then you could try to make the egg at your own discretion, and use it however you think is best. idk i broke outta here once already and the fuckin witch just nabbed me again and that was BEFORE she recruited jakes omnipotent goofball grandma to zap me back here the moment i step outside yeah. it is a tricky situation with grimbark jade on the loose, that's for sure. but i've been managing to evade her. i just swoosh the breeze around to hide my scent, and dissolve into wind and fly away if she finds me. maybe you could do something like that too? it seems to me if anyone should be able to avoid detection using their powers, it would be a void player. get it? a void... as in, avoid? heh. that is legit sound reasoning yo + a way lame pun 2 boot but remember how we were just talkin about the fact that when it comes to god tier shit i dont know what the eff im doin?? oh. right.
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