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don't worry, i am not a villain. i'm just passing through, looking for someone. i was told to find a girl named roxy. roxy huh sounds like a babe heh. yeah, maybe. do you know her? kinda really? have you seen her?? nope not in a while i am fraid darn. i could help you find her though w a series of vexing riddles + clues each more bewildering than the last each less infuriating than the next for i am the sphinx of this pyramid and that sort of coy bs is the shit i get up to ery day (all pyramids have sphinxes i decided j now) no, that sounds really dumb. i would rather just have some straightforward information as to her whereabouts. ummmmmmmmmm *strokes sphinxly chin enigmatically* can you at least tell me what she looks like? well the thing is shes hard 2 recognize lately she started wearing a mask for some fukin reason maybe so as to avoid detection from snoopy boys??? ;) (just wonked @ u fyi) you just what? nothin! alright, well... can you tell me where and when you last saw her? heck yes it was last time i looked in a mirror theres no mirrors in jail though which is a shame could use an eyeload of that stone cold fox 2 get me thru the long nites hardest time i ever done :( oh my god. it's you! how could i possibly fall for such a stupid prank. ell em ay friggin OH youre almost as gullible as english how perf is it that thats some kinda family trait what? you must be john right yes. how did you know that? because jake rambled about meetin you a bunch of times also u sound like him oh. it seems like you have me at a disadvantage then. which is impressive, considering you are in jail, and also in a little green pyramid thingy for some reason. did you... did you actually build that thing? f yeah! that's cool. it's like a little fort. i built a fort once in my room. i made it out of a bed sheet, and some cruxite dowels. then my friend threw it in a bottomless pit. hahah thas awesome it was alright. no but 4 real dont wreck my fort or i fuck you up i wouldn't dare. aren't you going to come out so i can see you? i would but ive been tryin to concentrate on something so i built this sick pyramid deal to help focus my brain chi and spiritual majyyks and if at all possible to blitz my chakras out the yin yang is it working? no but at least its nice and dark and quiet in here and free of distactions or it was until a guy came along lookin for some chick what are you trying to do exactly? i have to make a spikeball appear out of thin air but all i can make are these lame cubes you made all these cubes?? yup that's a neat power. ty i also made some pumpkins cubes n pumpkins the manifestations of amateurs theyre basically freebies for void players i think i remember making some of those cubes with my alchemiter. i think that's what a blank card makes? so yeah, they're super primitive. but making pumpkins is pretty impressive. they're like... these big ol' vegetables. no dude pumpkins are helllls o primitive voidwise theyre like the middle square on a bingo card drummin up a dumb gourd aint nothing to write home about well, if you're really having trouble... i know a thing or two about learning to use god tier powers. maybe i could help?
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