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Jane can you please tell me what in the sam hill is going on? Havent you kept me pinched in the hoosegow long enough?! The what. What happened to my grandma! She seemed so nice then all of the sudden WHAMMO shes a gruesome monster! And whats with the thing she zapped on your head that flipped your cuckoo fruitcake switch! Is that what made you lose your marbles jane? And whyd you have to plant such a spanking haymaker on the old breadbasket? That really hurt! It still hurts!! And why oh WHY must my bottom rock these snug custard undies while you get to look like such a doggone BAD ASS? Am i at least permitted to put on a respectable pair of fucking shorts??? Absolutely not.
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