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jeez you sure have some issues honestly it has become very tiresome listening to this sort of thing i thought davesprite had problems his issues i could kind of understand i thought you might be different, being the alpha dave and all but no you might be even more messed up inside than he was! what why are you dragging that guy into this what happened with you and him anyway none of your business >:p it kind of is hes bird me that clearly means i have a right to know that doesnt make any sense! you said he had issues what issues augh! forget i mentioned it was he talking shit about me the whole time or something i know he resents me for being the real dave dont say that, you arent the real dave! well you are, but phrasing it like that is so mean! hes just as real as you, and when you imply he isnt you sound like a jerk!!! man i knew it i knew he was poisoning your view of me all those years and i wasnt there to say anything or defend against his slander so now of course you think im a neurotic douche THE ONLY REASON I THINK YOURE A NEUROTIC DOUCHE IS BECAUSE YOURE ACTING LIKE ONE NOW!!! yeah but i only started acting like a neurotic douche like half way through this conversation you clearly had an axe to grind with me from the start and i want to know why what did i ever do to deserve this shit from you YOU BROKE MY HEART!!!!!! what i did when ok not you davesprite did BUT YOURE BASICALLY THE SAME GUY! whoa no way thats such an unfair characterization we are completely different dudes you just said you had a right to know what happened between us because, and i quote, "hes bird me" no i know i was playing the "hes bird me" card because it was convenient to whatever it was i was saying at the time i forget what point i was making when i said that *growl* but thats not the point im making now he and me are just crazy different yo hes got fuckin wings!!! he also presumably takes a dump and lays eggs out of the same ghostly hole ... ew man whyd i have to go there *SNARL* ok if he broke up with you or whatever that was because of his dumb bird issues not my issues theres no way i would have done that to you my issues are totally different and probably way more serious i dont see anyone ordering him to master time travel or trying to pawn brittle welsh swords off on him do you nobody is telling him hes got to murder the incredible hulk did you tell him hes got to murder the incredible hulk jade no i think not *sigh*
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