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why not? our empress can hardly have a knight with such rusty combat skills in her service will you cut it out with the evil jade baloney im not going to fight you my rooftop dueling days are OVER en garde! ugh even if we just went balls out jackass BANANAS with our swords here i mean realistically how much appreciable advancement in my battle skills would even result from that are you actually thinking this through or just going through the vaguely nefarious motions that come with the territory of being evildog!jade im gonna go through the vaguely nefarious motions of kicking your ass in a minute if you dont put up your dukes!!! yeah you probably will youll probably annihilate me worse than my bro used to dont you have all of your dogs insane powers and like god tier space powers on top of all that how exactly am i supposed to compete with that by using your time trickery! come on dave do your timey thing get creative, make lots of copies of yourself or something... outsmart me! no! yes!!! ok here i go !!!!! wait nah grrr dave, just try a little time travel to get this fight started see look, one of your time doubles is surely predestined to come from a few minutes in the future and appear behind me for a surprise attack, riiiight about... now! ... no wait riiiiiiiiiight... ... ... NOW! .... ..... dave why is your future self being such a wet blanket i told you im not time traveling i think im giving it up for good actually :\
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