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her imperious condescension has duly noted your ridiculous tantrum now take your welsh sword why since you have obviously been identified as the one who must deal english his fatal blow we will need to make sure you are battle ready and you do not seem very battle ready to me dave show me what you can do wait since when could you use a sword also whats up with that dumb sword i will not hear another word of such appalling slander about this fine weapon its colorful and its silly and its a sword end of story as for why i can wield it, i surpassed the need for a strife specibus quite some time ago how havent you climbed any more god tiers over the last few years? what were you even doing on that meteor ohh yeah no i climbed a few yeah what badges do you have on your kiddie camper handysash? which ones do you have i asked you first show me your badges and you can see mine i want to scope out this universal specibus badge that sounds pretty cool actually dave we both know neither the kiddie camper handysash nor the badges sewn onto it are real objects oh yeah its pretty easy to forget sometimes tho yeah... i think were getting sidetracked by the kiddie camper shit are you really suggesting that we do an actual sword fight right now like for training purposes
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