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But why, lord bro I was just about to pony up the boob fa% There is a 100% probability that you would have been thrilled to hear my e%egesis on troll knockers It might have been an interesting subject to talk about another time, with a different person. But that's not now, and it sure isn't with you. Dude, that is ice cold I would be hurt, if I were not a flawless machine fused with haughty nobility If you don't wish to hear my epic monodialogue on alien bazongas I'm not sure what else I can do to entertain you You are seriously hoofcuffing my material here Pretty demanding, if you ask me But as your mystical guide, I suppose it is my duty to manufacture small talk, if that's what you really want What about fine art? We could talk about that Dirk, did you know the sweaty troll guy who I used to be, and still kind of am, used to adore fine art? He was just like you and me, in that sense It seems I have a lot in common with myself If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me Or at least something like me Maybe somewhere, there is a dead troll out there, just waiting for you to merge with him I wasn't asking you to make small talk, or to hear about all the ways you've managed to shit around wasting time. Believe it or not, I was hoping you would describe the tactical situation there. Sounds boring Are you sure you don't want to talk about paintings of big naked horse monsters and such? Yes, you got me. I would love to have a long talk about horse nudes and xenobreasts with you. Unfortunately I'm wearing pantaloons and flying through the middle of goddamn nowhere. Pantaloons you say Pant a fucking loons. Sir, are you implying that you are not dressed appropriately for a discussion of high culture Because it seems to me that you could not be dressed more appropriately if you tried I respectfully disagree. Where are you? I don't know. Way out in space. I'm flying back there now. How long do you suppose it will take you to get back? I'm not sure. A pretty good while. Never mind. I have triangulated your location and velocity using long range sensor technology, and probably also some sprite magic You did? Hey Dirk Remember how whenever I dubiously claimed to have triangulated something, it was always this great play on words? Not really. Because I was just a pair of triangles But not anymore I know. Because I have this rockin' new torso Cool. How long do your calculations say it will take me to get back? E%actly a little more than three hours Damn it. Additional sweeps from my STRONGLASERS are telling me there are a few other people on the periphery of the session closing in at a similar rate Who? Just some dudes What are you doing all the way out there and wearing pantaloons, by the way Let's not talk about the pantaloons anymore. Roxy and I became god tiers, but I don't remember exactly how. Then I saw the Batterwitch. So I charged her with my sword, so as to ruin her shit. That's when some crazy wolf girl appeared and punched me in the face. Then I think she teleported me out here. That was evil Jade Evil Jade?? Yes You mean Jake's grandmother. Yes She's evil too? Yes Is anyone there NOT evil? Yes Yes what? Yes anyone here is not evil That is to say, there e%ist people here who are not evil Such as Dave Dave is not evil, to my knowledge Dave???
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