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Oh, nothing much Just enjoying the good life One which quite lu%uriously involves both having a corporeal body, and not being dead I have been delighting myself with some truly kickbottom internal monodialogues Did you know that, even though technically I knew this already, I find myself astounded to meditate upon the fact that human beings are capable of lactation? Isn't that incredible, Dirk? I mean, when one really thinks about it To have such convenient access to fresh milk The mare thought of it, I must say puts a little giddyup in my phantom legs And yet I must admit the notion of lactic discharge jetting from one's swollen pectoral masses... It strikes me as positively indecorous My horseguy robosweat is running cold just pondering the depravity of it Uuuugh. Yet fascinatingly, this ability only manifests itself in human females As opposed to how one would reasonably e%pect dairy to originate, which is from the corpulent udder of a sublimely chiseled male musclebeast Or failing that, certain species found within the butler genus As a former simulation of a human who has recently been given reason to have hella opinions on milk production, I think the way females have cornered this boon is the height of biological injustice Have you ever dwelt upon this cruelty, dude esquire? Your silence speaks volumes to your interest, so I'll keep talking about this a lot I will have to confess that my Alternian half boggles at the anatomical incongruities between our races with respect to dairy secretion Really, he had no idea that's what those were for Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment Actually, and this trivia will surely wet your whistle for additional such facts, those voluptuous anatomical features have a number of significant purposes, biologically speaking I shall now e%plicate for you these purposes in assiduous detail I don't want to hear any of this!
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