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I take it you are still detoxing from your overdose of appalling harlequin nectar? HY333UUUUURGH PL34S3 NO T4LK1NG B3TW33N TH3 F4YGO SHOCK 4ND S3NSORY OV3RLO4D, 1 C4NNOT 3V3N D34L Do you need a turn with the pillow? SHHHHHHH 1 THOUGHT 1 GOT US3D TO S331NG 4G41N 4T L34ST TH3 M3T3OR W4S 4LW4YS SO D4RK H3R3 THOUGH YOUR PL4N3T LOOKS L1K3... SCR34M1NG 4ND YOUR WORDS SOUND L1K3 THROBB1NG You should try not to consume so much sugar. It's really bad for you. TER3Z1: L4LOND3 PL34S3 DO NOT GO TH3R3 DO3S 1T LOOK L1K3 1 W4NT 4DV1C3 FROM 4 GLUTTON FOR MYST3R1OUS HUM4N SOPOR1F1CS?? Good point. We seriously have to curtail our dependence on these respective liquids. The situation has become embarrassing for everyone. 1 KNOW Maybe you and I should form some sort of support group. Isn't that what people do? WH4T? I'm doing my best to dredge the memory of my dead civilization for salient protocol. I think that's what we're supposed to do. Once, when humanity was still a thing, those like us with similar problems would band together, smoke cigarettes, and psychologically dismantle each other. But like, in a positive way. TH4T SOUNDS HORR1BL3 It surely will be. Do you have any cigarettes? I suppose we could use some sticks of your chalk in a pinch. These turtles probably won't know the difference. C4N YOU M4YB3 NOT B3 S4Y1NG SO M4NY JOK3S 1TS M4K1NG 1T H4RD TO CONC3NTR4T3 ON MY SUFF3R1NG H3R3 Well we have to do something . I'm supposed to be guiding our team to a fortuitous outcome with my fancy light powers. How am I supposed to lead and inspire from under a velvet pillow? Also, my girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot. So there's that. M4YB3 TH3Y DONT 4CTU4LLY N33D US Sure they do. I foresaw that they would, magically, not unlike a majestic wizardress. I think. At least I'm pretty sure I did at one point, before getting repeatedly plastered. OK, M4YB3 TH3Y N33D YOU S331NG 4S YOU 4CTU4LLY H4V3 US3FUL POW3RS 1 DOUBT 4NYON3 N33DS M3 THOUGH Don't you remember what I said when we first met? I said your abilities would probably come in handy, didn't I? "PROB4BLY"??? Yeah. Maybe. 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW HOW TO US3 THOS3 POW3RS FULLY 4ND WH3N3V3R 1 TRY 1 JUST DO SOM3TH1NG 1 R3GR3T 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 C4N BR1NG MYS3LF TO US3 TH3M 4G41N You just need to... Dig deep down and, Believe in yourself? Why don't you give that a shot. >:| I'm sure when the time comes, accessing your full potential will involve tapping into just the right platitude. I don't know. I'm too hung over to give good seering advice. You see? This is the problem. Hence the need for a not-entirely-ironic support group. Let's do it. I declare Rainbow Rumpus Rehab Town is now in session. Where the fuck is a gavel when you need one...
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