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oh no not the legendary piece of shit again pardon? its the fuckin welsh sword again! are you telling me you have seen this sword before dave how is that possible? i dont know! because i have a shitty quest is how ..... didnt davesprite tell you anything i found this sword in a gold cave and broke it then davesprite took it to hephaestus who fixed it and upgraded it to the deringer and sent that to me and i broke it again you sure seem to break swords a lot i know!!! that has always been my thing for some reason now i guess it turns out my ultimate sword is really just a repaired downgrade of my previously ultimate sword mixed with a cueball? we just cycled right back to caledfwelsh like a bunch of tools that is the most stupid convoluted ass backward way to get a sword out of a stone i can even imagine i feel like somebody somewhere is having a good laugh over this i sure hope like the juggalo equivalent of fuckin loki or whoever the fuck is having a top notch riddlewank at my expense :| you know what really gets me is this shitty welsh sword presumably consisted of those ingredients all along which just makes me want to travel back in time to perform a mutually assisted suicide with myself me and other dave can take turns suffocating each other with our own DUMBASS capes dave i admit this is a peculiar turn of events, but i think you are overreacting jade this is STUPID my quest is a STUPID PIECE OF GARBAGE QUEST for LAME SHITTY LOSER FUCKHEADS WHO SUCK BALLS WHILE CRAPPING THEIR PANTS omg youve really spent way too much time alone with karkat havent you ... i need help :(
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