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how do we make it so it can damage him it needs a special ingredient something which represents his only known weakness, but hasnt been properly weaponized and you know what that is i do how i get all my intelligence on such matters from the old lady shes had centuries to hatch a plan to settle her score over time shes uncovered many secrets about him i dont understand how this is working is she piping all these secrets into your brain along with the evil that is not relevant! fair enough i guess technically almost nothing is relevant to the dude youre barking orders to literal barking because of dogginess bark bark bark!!! yes exactly like that thank you for participating in the joke now what is this special ingredient and where do we get it i already have it right here oh yeah? in fact ive had it for about as long as i can remember it was right under my doggy snout all along
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