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aw hell its my old dead things collection what a stupid blast from the past i seriously cannot remember if i was sincere with this shit i was probably trying to flex my underdeveloped irony muscles like the shrimpiest kid at the hipster gym why does my childhood room have to be such a predictable museum of embarrassments i dont know some of these things are kind of cool actually like from a standpoint of objective reevaluation afforded by the sobering maturity that comes with being literally 100% grown up now dead things are actually pretty rad i feel like if i was legitmately into all this then more should have come of the interest like there could have been like entire CONVERSATIONS about it that never even took place hey rose youll never guess what im excited about and have loads of dialogue to spill over whats that dave ancient mollusks hmmmmmmmm said rose how many bananas do you think this paw clutched back when it was alive and attached to a monkey dave i really must say this conversation blows yeah sorry maybe i could have really developed this interest maybe i could have been something cool as a result like what even profession is this a dead shit ogler? no wait probably a paleontologist or something i could have been a paleontologist instead of what i became which was uh some pajama packing fuckface from the renaissance fair that would have been the dopeness!
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