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ok i opened it hey look its the same shit as before im supposed to make this weird knobbly spike ball appear out of nothin yes ok got it let me give it a shot then ... welp still impossible what now maam?? it is not impossible is 2 you are the rogue of void dont you know what that means? i dunno means i can turn invisible and stuff? like the blonde in that crappy superhero quartet it means a lot more than that your true powers are more impressive than those of anyone else in your crappy quartet in fact i would say they are almost as cool as mine >:) not sure the ability to make weird spikeballs outta nothin is all that cool tbh not just spikeballs! imagine that your title is roughly synonymous with "one who steals nothing" what do you think it means to be able to steal nothing? it means im like a shitty cat burglar who sucks at her job? WRONG it means just the opposite it means you can steal the essence of nothingness from something you can rob nothingness from an idea if you put your mind to it effectively allowing you to conjure virtually anything out of thin air omg u cant be serious that is way too much superpower 4 a dork like me 2 have grrrrr... oh no pls dont growl @ me dogjade is legit frightening :( im sorry, but your remarks of self deprecation made me very angry once i was even more of a dork than you but now i am one of the most powerful beings who has ever existed i dont want to hear any whining about what you think you cant do you are hereby under strict orders from myself and her condescension to "clam up" and conjure that orb, do you understand? so im just supposed to sit here and think about this ugly ball and twiddle my fingers or somethin ? you tell me space is my racket, not void maybe it would help if i knew what the dang thing WAS how am i supposed to steal the nonexistence from a concept when the concept only exists in my mind as "ugly ball" its called the matriorb it is the key to resurrecting the troll race once you create it the empress will hatch it on an uninhabited planet located beyond the reach of her cruel employer there her people will have another chance to thrive without the ever looming threat of extinction that comes with his influence so you see roxy, there is nothing noble about refusing to help once an entire alien race went extinct because of a terrible monster, and you can help give them a second chance dont you want that? um in theory sure i guess but ur basically asking me to bring a lot of people back to life so they can be slaves to that witch u want me to help make all these fresh new trolls but then just turn em over to her? like here you go have fun SNORKELBITCH MEGAHITLER i do not actually think i wanna do that?? yes fair enough, but heres the other thing... if you dont i am going to kill you oh noes oh yesses! a literal plurality of yesses seeing as you are a god tier it is very likely you will come back to life so i can just keep killing you over and over a different way each time maybe i will disembowel you a few times i will not even need to use my sharp doggy teeth! i will just snap my fingers and your delicious guts will teleport outside your body ew! no way more like yum i will just keep on killing you again and again until you finally get tired of dying and follow your orders maaan evil jade is sucky jade i believe you will find i am the suckiest jade there is now we are going to be here in this cell for as long as it takes i am not going anywhere until you try doing your voidey thing and make something appear is that understood?
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