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hey WHAT. i hope this isnt too dumb a question but do you have any idea how i got here GOT WHERE? lohac WHAT'S LOHAC?? its my old planet you know with the lava and shit remember? ... it has dumb crocodiles and a stock market or at least it used to have one dunno if they locked it down since that time i literally ransacked the entire economy IF YOU SAY SO! I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. LIKE TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE. where are you I'M ON THE PLANET WITH THE VOLCANO. THAT WAS JADE'S PLANET, RIGHT? lofaf? I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ACRONYMS FOR YOUR PLANETS ARE. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I LAST SAW THEM, AND EVEN THEN I WAS *BARELY* PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY WERE CALLED BECAUSE I WAS BUSY TROLLING YOU. land of frost and frogs ARE YOU SURE? I DON'T SEE ANY FROST! yeah it melted WHAT ABOUT THE FROGS? DID THEY MELT TOO?? no i mean i doubt it you probably just cant see any right now can you hear any ribbits MOTHERFUCKER, DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I CAN HEAR ANY RIBBITS? yes THIS ISN'T JOKE-AROUND PALTIME, DAVE! WE ALL SEEM TO BE SUFFERING FROM SOME FORM OF AMNESIA. DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT? probably how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M HERE WITH KANAYA? talkin to her rn OH ARE YOU WITH ANYONE ON LOHAM? lohac WHATEVER. and yeah im with the mayor YOU'RE WITH THE MAYOR? yes AND NOBODY ELSE?? yeah WHY ARE YOU WITH THE MAYOR? dunno i just am not that i am complaining one bit the mayor as always rules categorically (fyi i just hi fived him for like the third time in a row to my recent recollection) YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH. so whats the last thing you actually do remember I REMEMBER... JADE. right me too but she was like a fuckin werewolf or something YEAH. THAT WAS PRETTY FREAKY. wait then she zapped us to that stonehenge place OH YEAH! AND JOHN WAS THERE. yeah we all landed in some grass like a pile of fuckups and then damn then what happened I DON'T KNOW. what the hell happened to john
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