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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH BETTER! IT'S LIKE THE RECKONING V 2.0. OR 3.0. OR WAIT, MAYBE 4.0 IF WE'RE COUNTING THE BEFORUS SESS... UGH, FUCK THIS SENTENCE I'M SAYING. HOW COULD IT ALL BOIL DOWN TO *YET ANOTHER* METEOR HURTLING TOWARD SKAIA SERVING AS THE HARBINGER OF OUR IMMINENT DEMISE? EXCEPT THIS TIME WE'RE *RIDING* THE FUCKING HARBINGER. WHICH IS IRONIC WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT! WE WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS LIFE RIDING A METEOR. MAKES SENSE THAT'S HOW WE'LL ALL GO OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! man pull it together this thing has to have some escape pods or something WHERE! I NEVER SAW ANY! MAYBE THEY WERE BEING STORED IN THE HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER! We have a hypher gravitoy chambHIC. Ber? or i guess maybe we could just sort of hop up and like... fly away? WHY YOU ABHORRENT COLUMN OF SMARMY FILTH. YOU ALWAYS DID KNOW HOW TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND. WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO CAN'T FLY! YOU *KNOW* I CAN'T FLY, AND YOU *KNOW* IT'S A SORE SUBJECT FOR ME! i swear to god this meteor needs one of those baby on board things on the back but like a grub instead of baby for max fidelity to the gag because TROLLZ i know you cant fly dude obviously i would just carry you or something I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!! Don'ot worry guy,s I've vave a fealing evvvvvery thinks gogna work out. ;) rose shut the fuck up BARK
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