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What?? No, Sollux, w8! nah, i've pretty much had it t00. i can't believe i went al0ng with this f0r as l0ng as i did, s0 yeah. i'll be fucked tw0 ways fr0m perigees eve bef0re i let tavr0s upstage me in the backb0ne department. aradia, s0rry, i can't be a part 0f this anym0re, it's just making me feel dirty. i understand sollux let's catch up again later, h0pefully when this is all 0ver. yeah :D 0h, feferi and nepeta will be c0ming with me t00. WHAT! No they f8cking won't!!!!!!!! yes they will! they just t0ld me. I d8dn't hear them say shit! they b0th gave me meaningful glances! like as if t0 say, aw yeah, let's b0unce. 3;) NEPETA: ;33 YOU'RE BLIND, H8W COULD YOU SEE A "ME8NINGFUL GLANCE"???????? instead 0f underestimating the perspicacity 0f the sens0ry impaired, why d0n't y0u bite me. No, they can't go! Commodore Nepeta and Rear Admiral Feferi are 8oth critical mem8ers of my crew! This is mutiny!!!!!!!! Vriska, I am on your side here. 8ut I feel I should point out that technically they 8oth outrank you. Excuse me?! No they don't! Come on, I just gave them titles that sounded cool! How can you outrank a captain???????? 8y 8eing a commodore? A commodore outranks a captain?! yea fraid so Yes, and a rear admiral outranks a commodore. No, 8ut! I thought a rear admiral was like... Some sort of JOKE rank! Who can take a rear admiral seriously? It might as well 8e a poopmaster! um no serk its actually a real thing god damn for a pirate you really know fuckall about nautical junk pretty embarrassing tbh yeah, this stuff is all super interesting. j/k, l0sers. anyway, we're 0ut.
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