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AT LAST! WE ARE FREE FROM THE ACCURSED INSTRUMENT OF ASS ELEVATION! where did you even get that chair did you steal it from the common area UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR. AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. sounds like communism are you a communist or something actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE. im just saying first chairs what next see i am all about private property and pocketing dough do you have any idea how rich i am i am a man of MEANS motherfucker WHAT IS YOUR POINT? just dont come after my boonies dude or should i say karkat marx YOU AREN'T BEING SERIOUS NOW! THESE ARE NOT THE WORDS OF A SERIOUS PERSON. I WAS HAVING A *SERIOUS DISCUSSION* LIKE A *BIG TIME ADULT* WITH MY GOOD FRIEND TEREZI. YOUR CALLOUS AND NONSENSICAL REMARKS ARE DERAILING US FROM THE DELICATE SUBJECT AT HAND. WHY DON'T YOU BE USEFUL AND SAY SOMETHING REASSURING TO OUR SAD MUTUAL BUDDY, YOU WAILING JET ENGINE OF INFANTILE STULTILOQUENCE?????? i dont have much to say about this ive kinda got to recuse myself on the matter im all kinds of on record as being squicked out by the idea of hatelationships so i got no point of reference for gauging when one is fucked up the way thats normal for trolls or if its fucked up cause its actually fucked up and terrible this is like some ex alien boyfriend prime directive shit i cant intervene cause i dont know what im talking about but you do so i guess keep going you were saying some pretty good stuff before i started riding your jock about chairs AUGH. TEREZI, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?? ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU CAN! YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, AND EXPERIENCE ALL DUE EMPATHY FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE A DOUCHE AS A BEST FRIEND! Y3S, 1 C4N S33 TH3 V13W FROM H3R3 1S DOUCH3T4CUL4R >:] thank you SO THAT'S IT THEN NO ADVICE AT ALL, SMARTALEC? WHY DID I EVEN BRING YOU HERE FOR THIS INTERMISSION THEN. intermission? INTERVENTION I MEAN. SORRY, I MISSPOKE. its not an intervention either my ghostly heads all beamin out of this crab for moral support yo i am in my homies corner even if he is a massive socialist terezi i think can probably figure this out she grew up alone and blind in a forest i think she will manage to bounce outta her juggalo phase but yeah terezi you should at least quit the fuckin soda Y34H OK OK??? Y3S! 1LL STOP WHAT. JUST LIKE THAT?! SUR3 1TS R34LLY GROSS >X[
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