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i guess she left already? maybe there was an emergency somewhere and her doggy senses led her there maybe someone fell down a well what do you think john do you think our teen parents fell down a well nah i sincerely doubt that any of them would be that pathetic whatever it was it must have been important enough for jade to ditch us like this either that or maybe she was that desperate to finally get away from me between you and me john i didnt really handle things with her as well as i could have oh well maybe real dave will treat her better or not i dont know i did her a favor cutting bird dave out of her life nobody really deserves bird dave as a boyfriend or a friend or anything its like getting one of the janky daves from the bargain bin at the dave depot or one of the marked down daves the day after national dave day its like somebody taxedermized your dave and expected you not to notice "feathers what feathers haha no that dave is totally normal and ok" you should just go back to being bros with real dave when you see him ill be fine ill just flap around and do my thing alone im completely alright with that at this point we had our ups and downs john but all in all it was cool to go on this road trip with you there were some times man the times im telling you they were unreal i bet you people would pay good money to see every second of the madcap stunts that were going down on this ship basically 24/7 if hulls could talk wow haha just joking it was seriously boring as hell but i mean it was still cool so yeah hey whats that ring anyway ive seen you with that ring before and i guess i was just like ok john has a magic ring for some reason no need to mention that or anything but where did you even get it you cant even hear me you got your snooze on so hard aint gonna wake you up to hassle you about no ring i probably should have said all this stuff when you were awake anyway like the stuff about friendship fuck it ill just leave another one of my patented magic notes taped to your shoe or your cowlick or something my magic notes rule ill miss leavin em taped on stuff
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