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what do you actually want from her do you want her to stop drinking faygo and falling asleep in puddles of red fructose corn slobber or do you want her to somehow address the root of those habits and cut all that out for good YES! I WANT HER TO DO THAT! THE LATTER THING. yeah i can understand where youre coming from but in situations like this i think you need to remind yourself theres only so much you can do for somebody and maybe they arent going to want or need your help and you just have to figure out how to deal with that like at some point in your life one of your friends might start spending all her time with a guy you think is bad news and you have to decide if you need to intervene as a friend or just let it go because people can change or drift apart or whatever because thats just something that happens DAVE YOUR WISDOM, MY GOD IT'S KNOCKING MY SOCKS OFF. HOLY SHIT, PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET TO YOUR WISE WAYS. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. look all im saying is there comes a time in every young womans life when she has to come to terms with the decision to gradually morph into a juggalo while all her friends and loved ones watch in dismay terezi has strolled through the dark carnival and taken a great brooding whiff of that decisions festive asshole and the choice she has made is all too clear shes down with the clown NO, DON'T SAY THAT. its true man you can live in denial for only so long but as your bro i have to say it like it is she and gamzee man that is literally a thing they are in the hate square together total kismespades dude NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. I MEAN, I KNOW THAT. JUST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYTHING SO "COLORFULLY"? I GUESS I DO THE SAME THING, BUT YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO TAKE THINGS TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF GROSS. JUST PLEASE SAY SHIT NORMALLY FOR A CHANGE, OK. REGARDING GAMZEE, YEAH. I KNEW ABOUT THAT ALREADY. oh really? then what the fuck have i been tiptoeing around all this time god damn i thought this was supposed to be like this "big secret" that would "destroy you" if you found out MOTHERFUCKER, PLEASE. DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT? I'VE SUSPECTED THIS WAS GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME. I WAS JUST BEING LIKE YOU, PLAYING IT COOL, LETTING HER DO WHATEVER. then why is it a problem now BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR ACTION BY NOW. NOT COMATOSE, HALF NAKED AND FAYGO STICKY. GOD, I WONDER WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT HE'S GOT HER BELIEVING IN NOW? ABOUT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND SHANGRI LA AND ALL THAT GARBAGE. IT MAKES ME SO SAD TO THINK SHE'S CAUGHT UP IN HIS SUPERSTITIOUS WEB OF LIES. IT'S BEEN AWFUL WATCHING THE PERSON I USED TO KNOW SLOWLY DRIFT AWAY FROM ME, TO THE POINT WHERE SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE GONE. HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DEAL WITH THAT? what YOU AND SHE USED TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. WHAT HAPPENED? like i said i just put it behind me she started sneaking around in vents and stuff acting suspicious trying to hide the fact that she was seeing him like she was obviously ashamed of it and worried how id react but it was hella transparent that was going on so i just said thats fine yall can do your blackrom thing with the juggalo its your decision but i cant keep playing along i cant do the quadrant thing its just too weird for me im not a troll and im not all open minded about gettin multicultural i still dont understand the spades thing and it makes me really fuckin uncomfortable even trying to imagine how that works and i sure as fuck dont want to date anybody whos got a hateclown on the side so i said no hard feelings i still like you and all, do whatever makes you happy ill just be over here in the hyper gravity chamber training to beat lord english WE HAVE A HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER??? no OH but what about you havent you been talking to gamzee this whole time or is he just balls out lying to you about sneakin around the meteor with terezi i thought moirails were supposed to be open with each other about stuff like that YEAH. UH. GAMZEE ENDED OUR MOIRALLEGIANCE QUITE SOME TIME AGO. oh shit sorry to hear about that IT'S FINE. IT WAS REALLY A DEAD END PALE RELATIONSHIP. AT FIRST IT REALLY SEEMED LIKE I WAS A NECESSARY PART OF HIS LIFE, KEEPING HIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL... BUT AS TIME WENT ON HE JUST GOT COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED AND WASN'T KEEPING UP WITH HIS END OF THE THING AT ALL. HE STARTED GETTING SO UNBELIEVABLY SELF SATISFIED AND PIOUS, LIKE WAY MORE THAN HE EVER WAS BEFORE. LIKE HE'S JUST SO COMPLETELY CONVINCED HE'S FOUND HIS CALLING, THAT THIS SESSION IS THE GATEWAY TO THE PROMISED LAND WHERE HE'LL FULFILL HIS DESTINY. HE'S SO CAUGHT UP IN HIS IDIOTIC SCHEMES HE COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME ANYMORE. WHATEVER. AT LEAST HE STOPPED KILLING PEOPLE. amazing i spent three years on this rock and never said one thing to the guy i saw him once tho just a glimpse in a dark hallway it was kinda like seeing a blurry purple bigfoot with a huge boner OH GOD! THAT FUCKING GOD TIER OUTFIT. WHAT A GODDAMN…
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