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WELL, WHENEVER SHE WAKES UP, WE ALL NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THIS. IF SHE'S IN THIS CONDITION WHEN WE GET TO THE NEW SESSION, IT'LL BE A GODDAMN EMBARRASSMENT. NOT TO MENTION DEADLY! NEED I REMIND YOU WHO'S STILL FOLLOWING US? SHE DOESN'T LOOK PRIMED FOR BATTLE FROM WHERE I'M STANDING! WE NEED TO ACT AS A UNIFIED FRONT, DAVE. WE NEED TO LET HER KNOW THAT AS HER FRIENDS WE CAN'T STAND BY AND WATCH HER DEGRADE HERSELF LIKE THIS. man i dunno sounds like you wanna make this needlessly melodramatic STAND BY. I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB. speaker crab YES. SPEAKER CRAB. man dont put me on speaker crab SHE NEEDS TO HEAR FROM YOU DAVE. SHE TRUSTS YOU. god honestly she can do whatever she wants i put this all behind me a while ago why do you really want me in on this conversation is it just that you dont know what to say by yourself MAYBE IT IS DAVE! MAYBE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FUCKING IS. I'M SORRY. I'M NOT A "GOD TIER". I AM NOT SO FORTUNATE AS TO BE BLESSED WITH THE "GIFT OF GAB" LIKE YOU. what THAT BADGE YOU EARNED. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT MAKES IT EASIER TO TALK TO PEOPLE? LIKE, REALLY OPEN UP ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND SAY WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE SAID? hahaha thats what you think that does? ISN'T IT?? no dude thats not what gift of gab does OK WHAT DOES IT DO THEN WISE GUY! its utility isnt really comprehensible to lowly mortals sorry YOU SNIDE CHUTE HUFFER. WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE SO I CAN PUSH YOU OFF THIS BUILDING? nah I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB, AND THEN TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO KEEP IT *REAL AS SHIT*, DO YOU HEAR ME?
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