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my pants what are you talking about theyre on my legs I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. oh DAVE, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM HERE. what I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A... WHAT DID YOU CALL IT? AN INTERVENTION? for rose? NO, NOT ROSE. WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT ROSE? SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE CONFRONTED ABOUT BY HER FRIENDS BEFORE SHE FLUSHES HER WHOLE LIFE DOWN THE GAPER, DOES SHE?? uh yeah kind of WHY? BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO DRINK THAT GOOFY HUMAN SOPORIFIC THAT MAKES HER A LOT FUNNIER AND MORE CHARMING THAN USUAL? HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM? I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEREZI. man terezi doesnt need an intervention she just drinks a lot of soda HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW THAT IS A *HUGE* FUCKING PROBLEM. its red fizzy shitwater dude who cares OK, CAN WE JUST ONCE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE ARE MUTUAL ALIENS TO EACH OTHER AND AS SUCH POSSIBLY HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES AND STANDARDS ABOUT THINGS??? JUST THIS ONE TIME DAVE? THANKS! terezi has made her choices among them was to begin guzzling untold liters of that putrid circus cola think of it as like a rite of passage like something that just goes with the territory when someone you know almost imperceptibly begins turning into a juggalo wait fuck maybe she does need an intervention SHE NEEDS TO WAKE UP SO WE CAN TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS. SHE WON'T WAKE UP, WHAT DO I DO. did you try kicking her YES. im out of ideas SNOOOOOR3
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