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Sounds straight forward enough. Whats the code? IT IS: uROBuROS BE CAREFUL. THAT IS CASE SENSITIVE. Ok. I WOULD TELL YOU THE CODE FOR MY SISTER'S JUJU. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. A WHILE AGO I WENT TO GET HER JUJU. BUT THE FUCKING THING WAS GONE ALREADY. I THINK THE CRAFTY BITCH ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY. Hmm. We could try to guess it maybe? FORGET IT. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE PROBABLY INFINITE. Yeah. Youre probably right. So what sort of magical properties does your juju have? I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES. I HAVE NEVER TRIED IT. BECAUSE IT WAS TOO PRECIOUS TO ME. WHATEVER MINE DOES. MY SISTER'S PROBABLY DOES THE OPPOSITE THING. BUT WHAT THEY DO INDIVIDUALLY. PALES IN COMPARISON TO WHAT THEY CAN DO TOGETHER. WHEN COMBINED. THE JUJUS BECOME THE MOST MAGIC THING EVER. THEY CAN MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. AND EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. WILL MAGICALLY FALL INTO PLACE. Really? That sounds almost too good to be true. If you dont even know what your juju does by itself why do you think they do that together? BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT WITH ALL MY FUCKING HEART. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. Oh why didnt you say so! Thats all i needed to hear!!! See youre getting the hang of hope already. YEAH. I GUESS. THE BOTTOM LINE IS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST TAKE MY JUJU. HAVE FAITH IN YOUR PATRON DUDE. AND LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. Roger that mr lord. Say. Dont you have a name? We know your sisters name... cant we know yours now too? NO. THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU SHOULDNT KNOW ABOUT ME. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. IF YOU KNEW THEM. IF YOU EVEN KNEW MY NAME. YOU WOULD SHIT YOUR PANTS HARDER THAN ANY HUMAN EVER HAS. SO YOU MAY CONTINUE REFERRING TO ME AS YOUR LORD. Well i surely dont want to spoil any clean trousers. Even though your warning sounds a little hyperbolic i will trust you. Um. My lord. Heheheh when i call you that people could mistake our conversation for a nefarious and underhanded collusion among felons! SHUT THE FUCK UP. As you wish... MY LORD. HEHEHEHEHEH! UGH. So lord. May i ask... Why are you giving me your juju if it is so dear to you? Is your commitment to this manbro boypledge of yours really that strong? If so im really impressed. I would have a really hard time giving my favorite stuff away to a total stranger. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. THE GESTURE IS RELATIVELY MEANINGLESS. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS. I HAVE FOUND A NEW JUJU. A MUCH BETTER JUJU. A JUJU THAT MAKES ALL OTHER JUJUS LOOK LIKE FRIVOLOUS CHILDISH NONSENSE IN COMPARISON. Yeah? Then that is quite a treasure you found. Where did you get it? Did you plunder a tomb or such? SORT OF. IT WAS EXCAVATED FROM THIS PLANET'S SOIL. ALONG WITH SOME OTHER ARTIFACTS. AND GIVEN TO ME. BY MY INFURIATING ASSHOLE MENTOR. A MAN WHO IS AN INVINCIBLE CLOWN. Well that sounds nice of him. He cant be that much of an asshole if he gave you such a nice present can he? NO, BELIEVE ME. HE CAN. I had a clown give me a nice present once too. I would never have met my good friend mr erisol without the kindness of that clown. YEAH. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING CLOWN SOMEHOW. I'M TELLING YOU. THIS ASSHOLE IS ETERNAL. AND THE BEINGS HE CREATES FOR YOUR PARTY ARE DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONS. BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO? NOTHING, I HAVE LEARNED. HE'S A CLOWN. THE RULES ARE. CLOWNS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF MIRACLES. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS. I DON'T LIKE IT. BUT THOSE ARE THE RULES. So whats this juju he gave you? SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. A WONDERFUL LITTLE FALSE MAN.
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