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You think so? Not to sound too self obsessed or anything but ive given that some thought. That maybe there is something special about me that nobody can understand. And maybe thats why i always seem to be botching things up the wazoo with my pals. Maybe thats why i feel like such a loner. I dunno. Im rambling and ive been thinking about it a lot lately. What about you? Does being special make you screw the pooch with your friends like it does for me? UGH. NO. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. FOR MY PEOPLE. THE WORD FOR FRIENDS. IS FLAWS. Wow really? PROBABLY NOT? BUT. IT SHOULD BE. BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. AS A MATTER OF MY PERFECT PHILOSOPHY ABOUT EVERYTHING. BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CLEARLY HATE YOUR FRIENDS. AND ARE READY TO SHED THEM LIKE THE DRY SKIN OF A SERPENT. INDICATES THAT WE SHARE A VERY SPECIAL QUALITY AMONG BROTHERLY BROS. WHO MUST WORK HARDER WITH OUR BRAINS THAN EVERYONE ELSE. SO WE MAY ACHIEVE BRUTAL SUPREMACY OVER THEM ALL. Haha. Well i wouldnt go that far. I love my friends! But i was once told i had a lot of potential. Supposedly thats how all pages are and it takes them for frickin EVER to reach it. And funnily enough it was a figment of my own subconscious that told me this. A part of my untapped potential itself! But disguised as my best bro which was... Peculiar to say the least. Is that your situation? Are you a page too? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HELL NO. BUT THANKS FOR THE LAUGH. MY CLASS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. EVEN THOUGH I JUST LAUGHED. MINE IS THE BEST OF ALL. WHILE YOURS IS FUCKING TRASH. Oh? Whats yours then? LORD. Fine then jeez. Sorry for asking! WHAT? NO. THAT WAS NOT A SHORT REMARK OF FRUSTRATION. IT WAS THE ANSWER DUMBASS. Oh. IT'S THE MASTER CLASS. DON'T YOU LOSERS DO ANY HOMEWORK ON THIS GAME. YOU'D THINK YOU WOULD ALL BE EXPERTS. WITH HOW MUCH MY SISTER HARANGUED YOU ON THIS TEDIOUS SHIT. SINCE I HAVE HAD GREAT SUCCESS SO FAR. IN PROGRESSING THROUGH THIS DEAD SESSION. I DECIDED. IT WAS TIME TO BITE THAT BULLET. AND RETURN HOME. TO RETRIEVE ALL OF HER TERRIBLE TEXTS ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS GAME. AND OF YOUR STORY. I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. IT HAS BEEN A TRUE EXERCISE IN AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING. BUT THAT'S OK. BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. NOW I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER. IS EXCRUCIATING EFFORT. SO I HAVE A CHOICE. WHICH IS TO EITHER BE WEAK. WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. OR TO SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS. WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME. AND THAT'S YOUR CHOICE TOO. PAGE HUMAN ENGLISH. Sakes alive. That is a bit extreme no? FOR YOU. PROBABLY EVEN MORE SO. BECAUSE AS A LOWLY PAGE. AND AS AN EVEN LOWLIER HUMAN. YOU ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS. AND SO YOUR TRIALS I BELIEVE MUST INCLUDE. PROVING TO PARADOX SPACE THAT YOU EVEN DESERVE TO EXIST. IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND WHILE MY TRIALS WILL BE SIMILARLY GRUELING. A LORD'S WORTHINESS IS AT NO POINT EVER IN DOUBT. HIS NOBILITY IS MANIFEST. SUPREME MASTERY WAITS FOR HIM PATIENTLY. LIKE AN EMPTY THRONE UNDER HEAVY GUARD. REALITY ALREADY KNOWS I WILL PREVAIL. JUST AS IT KNEW I WOULD PREDOMINATE. AND SO INEVITABILITY IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE. IT IS MY. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT. BORTHRIGHT? BORTHRIGHT. I dont think thats a word. But hey you are the lord and i am the lowly page. DAMN STRAIGHT. NEVER FORGET WHO YOU ARE MEANT TO SERVE.
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