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THROUGH CAREFUL OBSERVATION OF YOUR PARTY. I HAVE DETERMINED THEY ARE BOTH USELESS. AND HOLDING YOU ALL BACK. ON THE OTHER HAND. BOTH OF YOUR MALE PLAYERS ARE PRETTY GOOD. THE OTHER GUY, AND HIS RED FLOATING MALE GHOST? THEY'RE SO STRONG. IT'S SO GREAT. I REALLY RESPECT THAT. Yeah. Dirk is a pretty tough cookie alright... YOU'RE NOT AS STRONG. BUT WHATEVER. YOU'RE ALRIGHT ANYWAY. LET'S FACE IT. COMPARED TO THE FECKLESS HOES. YOU'RE IN A CLASS OF YOUR OWN. But i thought you hated me! At least thats how i remember it when we last talked. Which was admittedly a while ago. Ive never been accused of having a photographic memory but i dont recall you typing in green either. Are you ripping me off bro?? NO YOU FUCKING MORON. IF I STOOPED TO YOUR LEVEL. AND DECIDED TO JACK *ANY* PORTION OF YOUR SWAGGER. DON'T YOU THINK. YOU'D NEED TO EARN MY RESPECT FIRST??? I dont think I understand. YES. EXACTLY. UNDERSTANDING IS WHAT I NOTICE YOU DON'T DO. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT JAKE. IT IS WHY I HAVE TAKEN AN INTEREST IN YOU. Whys that? BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AS A BAG OF TEETH. I'VE CHECKED YOU OUT. FROM MANY DIFFERENT MONITORS. YOU ARE JUST. SPECTACULARLY UNINTELLIGENT. Hey! SETTLE DOWN. I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT. Oh. Whoops. Go on then. WHILE TO CASUAL OBSERVERS YOU MIGHT APPEAR. TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW FAR PANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOUR LEGS. I KNOW THAT IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE. YOU ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU JUST HAVE A SPECIAL MIND. LIKE ME.
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