Jake: Ok, answer this guy instead.
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering golgothasTerror [GT] DON'T DO IT. Do what now? WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THAT BITCH. YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR DISTRACTING YOU. FROM INITIATING A POINTLESS CONVERSATION. WITH AN UGLY HOT WOMAN. Hey take that back roxys my good friend! Well ok take back all the parts that werent a compliment. Or wait. Is calling her hot a compliment or is that creepy? She is certainly pretty. But hearing it come from you sounds lecherous and dastardly! OH MY FUCK. SHUT UP. Heh. Its probably just my instincts as a brave boy kicking in. The old chivalry bone acting up you know? When i hear a ladys good name getting besmirched i just start seeing red!!! WOW. EVEN I THINK YOU SOUND LIKE A DOUCHE RIGHT NOW. BUT LOOK. JAKE HUMAN. I DIDN'T COME TO JEER YOU. UNTIL YOU DRIP THE WEIRD FACE WATER OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS. EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS I'M JEERING YOU AT THE TOP. JUST IGNORE THAT. Errr. Alright? I'M HERE ON A DIFFERENT KIND OF BUSINESS. I WAS HOPING WE COULD BE MORE "GENTLEMANLY" WITH EACH OTHER. Gentlemanly you say? YES. I EVEN LOOKED IT UP IN ONE OF YOUR EARTH DICTIONARIES TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE I WAS USING THE WORD RIGHT. DID YOU KNOW. THERE DOES NOT EXIST A FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF THAT WORD? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING "GENTLEWOMANLY". I LOOKED THAT UP TOO. IT ISN'T THERE. It isnt? WELL OK. IT IS. BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT'S A REAL WORD. IT'S TOTALLY MADE UP. AND DOESN'T BELONG THERE. YOU KNOW WHY IT'S PROBABLY IN THERE? Um... BECAUSE SOME SILLY BITCH PUT IT THERE. TRUST ME. THIS IS NOT A NOTION WHICH APPLIES TO THAT AWFUL GENDER. FEMALES ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY EQUIPPED TO BEHAVE REASONABLY. AS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. BY EMPIRICAL ASSERTION. THEY ARE VERY SHRILL AND INSANE AND DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THEIR EMOTIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND THEIR FEELINGS NEVER SHUT UP. AND WORST OF ALL. GIRLS ARE VERY TRENCHANT TOWARD BOYS WHO WOULD KINDLY INFORM THEM OF THE WAY REALITY FUCKING WORKS. TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL. NO. THERE IS NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO BE GAINED. FROM CHATTING UP THE BITCHES. AS SUCH. IT IS MY SOLEMN BOYPLEDGE. THAT I WILL NEVER BOTHER SPEAKING WITH YOUR FOUL HUMAN STRUMPETS AGAIN. Your... Boypledge?
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