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Yes No. Yes No. Yes No. heck it's amazing to be alive Oh fiddlesticks, I'm just a torrential font of absolutely e%ecrable obscenity. My bad I'm just so e%cited, feeling all these STRONG feelings and thinking all these HARD thoughts Horsefeathers, my brain is so POWERFUL, it is operating in great strides like a towering musclebeast storming into battle And these feelings. Dirk, these feelings There is a 100% probability that I love being alive And there is a 100 to the 100th POWER % certainty that I love being STRONG Uh. Wow? 100k how red I am, dude I'm so red, how sick is that It's Deplorable? Ill, dog. I'm basically titillated here Are you scoping this grody debasement What? That ain't right Makes a man wanna holler improprieties, do you feel me? Let's talk about horses Horses... Horses dude Horses Nuff said Do we have any milk? Ooh. What about a bow and arrow, are there any of those around? I'm jonesing HARD to tug at one, all like, reevaluate my proficiency at the most noble discipline Can you calm down? What about milk, dude It seems I demand milk We don't have any milk. Oh yeah Just a lot of orange fizzy swill What was occurring in your think pan to accumulate such vile libations Just FYI, milk is the nectar of KINGS you nincompoop Roxy might have some in her fridge. I don't know. Touch my muscles Dirk No. Yes, do it No. I command you Fuck no. What if I touched your muscles Like for comparison's sake Please don't touch me. Wait what if Good heavens A rather inappropriate thought just galloped across my matri% What if You ordered me to touch your muscles I'm not going to do that either. I demand that you order me to touch your muscles Absolutely not. Do it No. Yes No. Yes No. Yes No. Yes No. Yes Ok, if I touch your fucking muscles, will you shut up? Maybe
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